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HeY gAmErS! FlareEX here, AKA the pudding prince of video games! Today I am bringing you the latest craze, one hell of an amazing game for the new Rumiko Takahashi’s DreamBoy console! I am of course talking about non other but the MMO title “Final Quest, Mystic Fantasy”!

Mystic 1.1 DONE!

While you do play as Mystic yet again, unlike in the previous entries, this time the developers decided to turn the main character into a girl! Boy oh boy oh man oh cold noodles oh my, ain’t them porn artist gonna break their hands on the rally to be first on posting their new art on the imageboards!

Pirate Cave DONE!

In “Final Mystic, Quest Fantasy”, playing as Mystic makes you FEEL like Mystic herself! The music is alright… and the graphics… … …

Tutorial. Oryx's Kitchen DONE!

The difficulty however is like nothing you’ve played EVER before! Here I was in the land of many sugar treats and bad dental hygiene, helpfully putting into statis every boss that spawned, inserting my dominance and ability to be an asshole in order to drive people away from the rare and item- rich dungeon, when suddenly, I got POPPED! I was fighting the pony boss and without it even moving, I received the death screen! This game takes things to the next level! It’s not longer about pure skill, it’s about predictions! This title is pretty much the Dark Noses of the game’s series! It also serves to show us what the future will look like! Why, games will be based on nothing more than predictions! After all, these are always the hottest topics in gaming forums as well! Everyone likes and wants to predict what a yet to be released game will be like, with of course, once released, said game usually ends up being a piece of shit, completely setting to ruin dreams all around. I for once cannot wait to one day receive an empty, plain box, so I can imagine what game could have been inside it and predict how would it have played AND how would I have played it!

Forest Maze DONE!

While I do LOVE this, it has its share of flaws all over the place! Unskippable cutscenes. Spam and bots. Lack of variety – Every dungeon in the game feels the same. The low amount of only 130 breathtaking music tracks. Complicated crafting system. Chat profanity protection. Two weeks bans for playing off meta. The last dungeon is literally unplayable without the involvement of microtransactions. Single player only.

I’m sorry but I’ll have to give this game a 96 out of 100…

Spider Den DONE!

 

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Birthday Bash of Many Deep Sleep Nights and Uncanny Valley – Featuring “Yume Nikki”

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It’s not my birthday. This post is a few months late, but regardless, here it is! My 400th entry for LR19 I decided to be a certain cult classic in the indie video games development department! “Yume Nikki”, translated as “Dream Diary”, also known as “Dreaming Nikki”, “Nikki’s Dream Course”, “Future Nikki” and “Vomit- chan” on different parts of the internet.

This game received sort of a remake, rather, a re- imagination, recently. Around one year ago is what I mean by “recently”. It did not do well, people were really hyped about it for two months or so and then I never saw or heard anything about it on forums and whatnot. For one thing, I think they made the game swing more towards actual horror, while the original is more on the psychological trip side. No way I find the original any scary or horrifying! Weird and a bit a feel of uneasiness, yes! But nothing more than that! Anyways, people did not enjoy all that much this new change of heart, given that even the original creator of the game took part in the development of this “remake”.

“Yume NIkki” has quite a bunch of really good fan- made games I’ve gotta say. It also inspired billion other games in all those years. I myself was not aware of the game until like… seven or eight years ago. Maybe nine, I can’t remember the exact date, even though the forum where I was introduced to it still has the posts active. I remember that we even recorded our opinions on the game and posted them. Sadly, I know that I used Mega Upload, so that file is no more. It’s kind of sad, because I could have used a good laugh from the past!

“Yume Nikki” also inspired to a certain extend games I was working on as well!

What about the actual game? Is it any good? I don’t think so!

I think that one of the reasons I was impressed by it was the fact that for an RPGmaker game, it was not involved in any way with battles. I always enjoyed the exploration parts in other, early 2k/3RPGmaker games, but I really, really hated the grinding and battles in them. Imaging having to slay the same monster over and over using like… a “Flare” spell constantly or something, all and all so you can get stronger and be able to bypass certain areas. Come on now, who would make exploring the map a chore, what is this?

If anything, “Yume Nikki” is pretty mediocre. You explore around, you collect effects which give you powers and you bring those back to the start, where you lay them as eggs. Judging by that, my theory is that the plot revolves around the dream of chicken who thinks that its a girl who’s having dreams. I mean, the areas are not all that complicated to navigate, one might feel like lost during their early playthrough, but honestly, a labyrinth of such level is more or less fitting for a chicken brain! The game manages to create quite the unique atmosphere, what with visuals, soundtrack and characters, but it lasts for not all that long. Game can leave you with a great early impressions, but they are bound to fade eventually. The only real difficulty that I ever had with the game is finding one of the effects that’s hidden in 8-bit land, which requires the traverse of a semi- confusing path with choices. Even that’s isn’t that much of a hassle. Perhaps due to the game’s player- friendly nature it managed to gather some of the total amount of its many followers. That and the fact that it’s free to play as well, maybe…

Yume Nikki 1.1 DONE!

The grand selling point of this game was the fact that people could discuss it and make all sorts of theories about the world it spawned. As time goes on however, people’s interest starts to fade away. Expectations for further game updates were there, but given that we got a remake that wasn’t a grand beef jerky store opening… then what’s the hope for when any actual updates come out?… If they come out! Something tells me that even the creator might be aware that at this point, we are all tired of watching the wall paint dry. The wall paint that we provided…

Yume Nikki Extra 1.1

Some fans made their own update to the game, that adds additional new worlds and an ending. This update for the most part tried to work with the effects and make actual puzzles, something which the original game lacked. It was an alright attempt, I liked it. There isn’t much to say about it really…

If I had to give this game a score, it would something look like a fridge in the desert, with a single carton of expired milk in it.

Case closed!

Squeeze – 124 tips on how to be the best lover in the world

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For one thing, you need to have a certain level of tolerance towards various issues. The most common one usually being lying to yourself about the actual state of your life. The idea of panic has reached a point of a trend rather than an actual issue. One should take into consideration of what actual goals do they pursue when it comes to relationship. Do you like a person because you want to spend your whole life groping their slowly decaying flesh or because they have a really great collection of model ships inside bottles? Here’s another common issue – Having the guts to deny and say no. That goes both ways – for you and your partner. No video games. No three meals per day. No coffee. No way? Stay friends!

That’s all honestly! As simple as it might sound, once you get over these facts, all you need to do is remember the unique randomly generated sequence of over 31 breast groping moves and you’ll be on your way to satisfy your partner as the best lover in the world! Watch the eyebrows, don’t take notes! You can, but come on now! One should have a good memory when it comes to being the best lover! Taking down notes is for school nerds!!!

Squeeze DONE!

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Femspray + Prince Dickless – Take me to fetish side

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My own personal fetish is finding and playing video games of low popularity that contain sexual themes, which could put even grown up adults in the uncomfortable box. Now, such games are all over the place, even within’ the library of the AGS engine. I never thought that I could stumble on a title that contains pornography on the AGS, much less one that takes you all the way to avocado town, fetish zone. And those are just two whole adult themed AGS games that I’m covering here, not taking into account the rest that I haven’t tried or not have knowledge about for, on the engine!

Both “Femspray” and “Prince Dickless” are developed by JNGames. While not all that impressive visually, “Femspray” takes on the whole Adventure genre quite decently. The plot follows the mission of a guy who is a spy-in training, about to graduate, tasked with taking down a corporation that mass produces a spray product, that can turn men into women. It’s your typical point and click formula really, with no much else going on. The game revolvesĀ  mainly around the man to woman transformation fetish, wherein it’s more of a bread winner simply due to the idea, rather than contents.. I personally enjoyed the gameplay to a certain extend, much more than everything else..

Femspray 1.1 DONE!

If “Femspray” is a cupcake where you need to remove the wrapping before you can swallow it whole, then “Prince Dickless” has to be a giant chocolate cake from which you just grab bits with your bare hands and you push them straight into your face, with little regard of how much enters your mouth or smears on your face.

“Prince Dickless” was made after “Femspray”. There is a noticeable improvments in terms of the visuals, though the gameplay has been degraded quite a bit. The game takes on a bit further than just man to woman transformations, now including beastiality, guro, BDSM, Bimbofication and whatnot fetishes. The story of the game is about a prince and a princess, but the princess gets kidnapped by a witch. The prince sets on to rescue the princess, but ultimately, once they meet again, their roles switch up. Ahem! AHEM!!! For a game made with AGS, I really enjoyed the idea of being able to turn into different animals to solve puzzles and the animated scenes were pretty good! Yes, pretty good…

Prince Dickless 1.1 DONE!

“Prince Dickless” is yet another classic example of adult video games with ridiculous, but unique names.

I give “Femspray” 4 out of 10 and “Prince Dickless” a 6.5 out of 10.

The games are free, go play them you wild deviants!

Very Retrouvaille – Fetch Quest, Comfy Town (/

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This is a relative short game made with the RPGbaker 2003, which I played once years ago, during my harsh university years. It brought me lots of joy back then! For how simple the game is, I really had no complains whatsoever in general. Things haven’t changed a lot since then. By that I mean that the game is still as sweet and nice as I remember it.

I honestly think that the biggest plus of this game is the fact that the made “Me” as an actual NPC. Now how can I rate this title less than 1 million out of 10?

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There are several cameos of characters from other spicy RPGshaker titles from back then, along with references to other popular games and media. Now in my book, that’s a good video game design, especially when you show off that you have a good taste via it.

But for real, it’s the beautiful artwork and color scheme that adds an unique and fresh look to the game, despite it’s unoriginal formula of casual fetch quest. The game is just the right length for one to not get bored and be left with a satisfying feeling. This is how you make a short and enjoyable game. This title is one good example. Maybe I am being too generous over the butt of my own head, but that’s how it is I guess…

The plot of the game is quite simple. The main character is not a Demon girl, but rather, a Ram! Everyone in town is part animal. Now get this, you are looking for the pet rabbit of the main character, so you have to ask the mayor, who is part rabbit too, to let you out of town! Tell me how many games you’ve played with such an interesting turn of events? None for sure!

The characters in the town are some of the nicest animal people ever. You get to solve a math problem and find missing photos for an album. The second one is optional. In case you are having problem doing so, just make sure to talk to everyone about everything. Take note that some characters might have different responses, depending on how far into the game you might be.

Very Retrouvaille DONE!

I am really glad that I decided to play this game yet again. Did you know? This is the first game of its developer! BING! We have a first timer quality madman yet again! I wish those would happen more often. I wish I would post more often.

I told you already that this game is 1 billion out of 10. Do I even have to repeat myself? Sheesh!