Squeeze – 124 tips on how to be the best lover in the world

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For one thing, you need to have a certain level of tolerance towards various issues. The most common one usually being lying to yourself about the actual state of your life. The idea of panic has reached a point of a trend rather than an actual issue. One should take into consideration of what actual goals do they pursue when it comes to relationship. Do you like a person because you want to spend your whole life groping their slowly decaying flesh or because they have a really great collection of model ships inside bottles? Here’s another common issue – Having the guts to deny and say no. That goes both ways – for you and your partner. No video games. No three meals per day. No coffee. No way? Stay friends!

That’s all honestly! As simple as it might sound, once you get over these facts, all you need to do is remember the unique randomly generated sequence of over 31 breast groping moves and you’ll be on your way to satisfy your partner as the best lover in the world! Watch the eyebrows, don’t take notes! You can, but come on now! One should have a good memory when it comes to being the best lover! Taking down notes is for school nerds!!!

Squeeze DONE!

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Femspray + Prince Dickless – Take me to fetish side

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My own personal fetish is finding and playing video games of low popularity that contain sexual themes, which could put even grown up adults in the uncomfortable box. Now, such games are all over the place, even within’ the library of the AGS engine. I never thought that I could stumble on a title that contains pornography on the AGS, much less one that takes you all the way to avocado town, fetish zone. And those are just two whole adult themed AGS games that I’m covering here, not taking into account the rest that I haven’t tried or not have knowledge about for, on the engine!

Both “Femspray” and “Prince Dickless” are developed by JNGames. While not all that impressive visually, “Femspray” takes on the whole Adventure genre quite decently. The plot follows the mission of a guy who is a spy-in training, about to graduate, tasked with taking down a corporation that mass produces a spray product, that can turn men into women. It’s your typical point and click formula really, with no much else going on. The game revolvesĀ  mainly around the man to woman transformation fetish, wherein it’s more of a bread winner simply due to the idea, rather than contents.. I personally enjoyed the gameplay to a certain extend, much more than everything else..

Femspray 1.1 DONE!

If “Femspray” is a cupcake where you need to remove the wrapping before you can swallow it whole, then “Prince Dickless” has to be a giant chocolate cake from which you just grab bits with your bare hands and you push them straight into your face, with little regard of how much enters your mouth or smears on your face.

“Prince Dickless” was made after “Femspray”. There is a noticeable improvments in terms of the visuals, though the gameplay has been degraded quite a bit. The game takes on a bit further than just man to woman transformations, now including beastiality, guro, BDSM, Bimbofication and whatnot fetishes. The story of the game is about a prince and a princess, but the princess gets kidnapped by a witch. The prince sets on to rescue the princess, but ultimately, once they meet again, their roles switch up. Ahem! AHEM!!! For a game made with AGS, I really enjoyed the idea of being able to turn into different animals to solve puzzles and the animated scenes were pretty good! Yes, pretty good…

Prince Dickless 1.1 DONE!

“Prince Dickless” is yet another classic example of adult video games with ridiculous, but unique names.

I give “Femspray” 4 out of 10 and “Prince Dickless” a 6.5 out of 10.

The games are free, go play them you wild deviants!

Very Retrouvaille – Fetch Quest, Comfy Town (/

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This is a relative short game made with the RPGbaker 2003, which I played once years ago, during my harsh university years. It brought me lots of joy back then! For how simple the game is, I really had no complains whatsoever in general. Things haven’t changed a lot since then. By that I mean that the game is still as sweet and nice as I remember it.

I honestly think that the biggest plus of this game is the fact that the made “Me” as an actual NPC. Now how can I rate this title less than 1 million out of 10?

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There are several cameos of characters from other spicy RPGshaker titles from back then, along with references to other popular games and media. Now in my book, that’s a good video game design, especially when you show off that you have a good taste via it.

But for real, it’s the beautiful artwork and color scheme that adds an unique and fresh look to the game, despite it’s unoriginal formula of casual fetch quest. The game is just the right length for one to not get bored and be left with a satisfying feeling. This is how you make a short and enjoyable game. This title is one good example. Maybe I am being too generous over the butt of my own head, but that’s how it is I guess…

The plot of the game is quite simple. The main character is not a Demon girl, but rather, a Ram! Everyone in town is part animal. Now get this, you are looking for the pet rabbit of the main character, so you have to ask the mayor, who is part rabbit too, to let you out of town! Tell me how many games you’ve played with such an interesting turn of events? None for sure!

The characters in the town are some of the nicest animal people ever. You get to solve a math problem and find missing photos for an album. The second one is optional. In case you are having problem doing so, just make sure to talk to everyone about everything. Take note that some characters might have different responses, depending on how far into the game you might be.

Very Retrouvaille DONE!

I am really glad that I decided to play this game yet again. Did you know? This is the first game of its developer! BING! We have a first timer quality madman yet again! I wish those would happen more often. I wish I would post more often.

I told you already that this game is 1 billion out of 10. Do I even have to repeat myself? Sheesh!

2/141 Brand new curse

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You might have noticed a lack of post activity for over one month already. It’s mainly do to me being busy with life stuff and on a more grand scale – My lazy nature yet again.

I’ve been thinking for a while now regarding my attempt at getting maximum mastery score on League of Legends – A challenge that I attempted a few years ago, back on my older account, which I gave away due to me not being good at predicting how long I would have been upset with the game.

I really wish to make this dream come true. How the hell am I going to do this when Mordekaiser to me seems like an impossible champion to get good grades on?

This is what I want to find out. I want to explore the huge roaster of all these freaks of nature. All the good and all the “bad” champions. Eventually, I’ll continue with my Fiddlesticks conquest or maybe I’ll find and pick something that suits me more. Who knows?

I have Fiddlesticks to maximum mastery level already. The next champion that I did was Brand. The experience was pretty awful, mainly because I had over 20 bad games, 1/9 of which where my fault, no less. [Champion is cursed, I tell you!] God forbid you ever get to play against Leona/ Caitlyn! – Once you get CC’d, you just can’t move away from the spot, at least not until you are dead, that’s it!

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I used to play Brand mainly with squirrel pet, but the whole sorcery tree got nerfed, so I switched a few things around. [One thing only…] In my last games, I played Brand with Comet, weaker scorch and “I can’t tell the difference” celerity. I don’t think you want the river mobility rune. Really, Brand shines at bullying laners, rather than roaming. I am playing him support. You can get fed twice as fast really and your ult is way more effective with more enemy champions around. Given that you also invest in future market and free clock of many plays, you can get ahead really fast and obliterate everything. I am not the best at skillshots and I tend to play champions that are point and click, but honestly, with Brand, you just go into team fight and you throw your ultimate without really looking. Good job! You just won!

I love watching people explode!!!

Toadette Strikes: Toad Strikes Back 2 – A Mere Example of the High Quality, Free Video Game Market, PC Eldritch God Race

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What I like, is when free to play video games are of such high quality, that they make others, pay to game titles, look like complete garbage soup. There are lots of good, free games out there! “Toadette Strikes Back” is a title made by the same person who made “Psycho Waluigi” – Another very good, free to play game, that I covered in the past!

Nintendo’s cutie Toadette, gets her own fan- made game and it’s quite the feast for fans of the platforming genre! The author, Thunder Dragon, really knows how to bring us a quality product that managed to capture the style of magic of NIntendo, if not, with even more flavor to the recipe.

This is a pretty pretty game! The graphics are really nice and the controls are well done. Where it stands as your typical run and jump game, there is a lot more on the table, what with many gimmicks from classic Mario games enhancing the experience even further. You got the hammer weapon, the fire flower, the Yoshi, the Homing Pigeon, the Armageddon! Over 100 classic weapons, some of which are not even in the game!

The level design is really good! In addition, there are collectable medals in each level, that will provoke your exploration desires for sure! Levels are not too long or short, but just of the right length. This makes exploring and overall progress fly by,which keeps the player interested. Save feature is also available if you need to throw out the trash or lie down for a bit and rethink your recent life choices.

Toadette Strikes DONE!

Regarding difficulty, this game is pretty generous. For veterans, “Hard” is more or less of essence for a good time. As for the whole difficulty progress scaling, it’s done well enough! You are bound to have some trouble towards the end, but nothing too special to talk about over the phone with your mother. The bosses are pretty neat and challenging! Aiming for full completion of the game is kind of a must, if one wishes to experience all the great extra levels and the secret boss fight at the end! Level variety is pretty good! Just like in “Psycho Waluigi”, each one always adds something new and interesting to the gameplay experience!

If you are a fan of “Super Mario Bros 2 Doki Doki Popcorn Aquila”, this game is like a reimagination – sequel. Some levels from SMB2 do make an appearance, with some tweaks and changes here and there. There’s more to this, but I’ll leave it there! The music is great and the plot is pretty fancy and charming, the comfy edition.

It may seem that I do not say much about this game. Truth to be told, this title is pretty straightforward and there isn’t anything to complain about, really. I did find some glitches though…

… in the glitch level. THANK YOU! You were a great audience tonight! 9.8 out of 10 Toadette!!!