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♪ This is something hella’ great! ♫♩

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🎹 What is it? It’s Lab. Room 19’s two new volumes! 🎹

💀 Horror games per day [?], up until the Samhain date. 💀

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☢ Where are the new posts? ☢

🌠 Where are the good video games? 🌠

☮ I am too lazy for either of them, so just relax! ☮

⇬ What about the updates? ⇬

✟ When is my request going to be done? ✟

🐌 Take it easy, there’s plenty of time! 🐌

☂ I tend to take my time a lot, don’t be surprised if you fell asleep on the spot. ☂

🐧 But even so, accept my deepest apologies!!! 🐧

Ace Ventura: The CD-Rom Game – Progress: YOU WILL FEAR IT!

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This game was actually my first encounter with the character.I end up playing it without knowing that it was based on a cartoon,which was based on the two movies revolving around pet detective “Ace Ventura”.My impression back then was that Ace is pretty wacky and funny.I fell in love with him from first sight,as well as the game.I didn’t managed to get a grasp on most jokes and sexual innuendos, but I was riding the train to fun town nevertheless.Despite the fact that me and my friend played it a lot, we never managed to get past the computer puzzle minigame,in the very last level.Still, we would replay the game over and over, as we loved the animation and the plot,much less the gameplay, moreover Ace himself.

Thirteen years later: WOW,THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SHITTY! Can’t say that the humor aged well, can’t say that the plot feels as exciting as it was back then.For an Adventure game, this title has quite a lot of holes in it!It’s interactive,sure!It will try to shower you with a typical adventure style gameplay, all in all with a side dish of mini games with unresponsive controls, weird hit detection and pretty questionable path of logic.Alas, the puzzle-adventuring part lasts until you get to the North Pole level.After that it gets pretty linear and the puzzles don’t feel like…actual puzzles.Occuring bugs and glitches are a common thing.They tend to increase in consistency the more you progress within’ the game.What a great way to make the game more challenging! Given the autosave feature, which is the only way this game saves your progress, don’t be surprised if you have to restart the whole game all over,when you find Ace walking within’ a wall OR when an event of the game that already occured triggered again,leading into a reapeating,neveredning loop.Did I mentioned that there is no restart button? You have to delete the save file manually![That’s five seconds of extra work that I do not wish to do for my video games!]Yep.This game is one heck of a sphagetti dish with a piranha cocktail when it comes to the code that somehow keeps everything together from falling apart.Let’s look at other unique features: Trying to issue orders way too fast usually ends up with the sound dialogue being muted.Many of the items that you find serve no purpose whatsoever.[Except for adding an extra confusion,that’s it!]If anything, Parental control just blocks that one scene where a baby whale sucks thin air from Ace’s nipples.[I felt pretty uncomfortable when I saw that as a kid.]The credits of this game are great!Wait until the end where Ace will scream his lungs out in your ears!Pressing the ESC key to quit at a certain parts of the game might cuase lots of [unsolvable] problems later, if you decide to come back to play some more.I advice against doing so.I strongly advice…[Both pressing ESC and returning to this game once you’ve played it!]

Ace Ventura - The CD-Rom Game DONE!

In my opinion, this is but a rushed game, that used the Ace Ventura character as a selling point.It’s rough and untuned.Music,graphics and animation don’t really cut it,let alone the plot or dialogue.The game holds but a mere charm from the past,with Ace Ventura holding tightly to it,while trying to hide all the crap this game has to offer inside his shirt..

This blast from the past gets 4.7 out of 10 from me.

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Also,no more League of legends posts.Due to reasons,mainly involved with “Riot” themselves,I am leaving the community,with the determination to follow my own dreams and not die until next month!

At a certain point this blog might even get its own Header and domain as well!Let’s all do our best and make dreams come true!