177 – Special Valentine’s day event! How cuddling and hand – holding saved the life of my pet fly Humphrey!

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How could I even say “Yes” to her? She might have stared at me in disapproval with her chestnut-brown dark eyes, but it was me who was truly disappointed! If she is unwilling to travel to the center of the Earth to find my corpse and mourn about my death, I am not really expecting her to fight the giant cyborg-monster later either! I mean, come on! “They” put a lot of effort into stealing and using my brain to bring that pile of garbage into motion! Then again, it’s just easier for her to close both eyes, sigh and go home! That won’t solve anything though! If anything, she is bound to keep her title of being an old lady that nobody likes, let alone LOVE! What awaits her within’ the burning depths of her hellish home is just more dirty underwear all over the place and week old popcorn,scattered like a pack of sheep on the floor.EXTRA BUTTER!

Her cat is not even going to come and greet her! The cat is death. It killed itself because it hated “her” so much! It was to be expected, as suicide cases tend go in high numbers around people who can’t acquire all 200′ “chests”. Yes! That’s right! You go and look at yourself in the mirror! Who can admire those disgusting slabs of meat-flesh, mainly your “Adventure Island” pair of eggplants?! If you think that you have a sexy legs and a nice ass, then I have news for you! You are absolutely right! But one can see just as much at the stare of the vile Medusa! “Hello, Medusa? I’m sorry about earlier… How about a cup of coffee and some “Jason X” tonight?” is what she thought I would say. And I did.

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There is a hook and bait for every fish and fish for every bait and hook. The reason why you are alone on Valentine’s day is because you value the life of every fish and you would rather let them back in the water. I won’t though! They might drown!!!

Happy Valentine’s day everyone!

[Month and a half late]] Love Room 19:Love Life Audition – Kokoro no Doki Doki Senpai?? Milky Pantsu Adventure

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This entry was supposed to be released as a special event for Valentine’s day,but sadly,I got carried away doing other things,mainly playing other games and making other entries.

I could say that on that day I had no one to share my love with,but that would make a pretty dumb statement overall.While I did not had a specific love partner,I still had close friends,along with my family and that was good enough for me.I’ll be honest,I don’t really care about Valentine’s day as a whole,but I still wanted to do at least something special for the LR19 during it.

…AND MAN,DID I FOUND JUST THE RIGHT THING!

“Kokoro no Doki Doki Senpai??” is a visual novel made in Ren’Py.The whole design of it probably revolved around taking various posts from message imageboards and putting them into one big pile,thus creating the plot of this novel.Then,you also have some “WACKY” art and characters,put all along with a silly title and there you have it.That’s this whole thing in a nutshell.Supposedly,it’s ironic and generally about making fun of various stereotypes,mainly dweebs,meeps and sheeps.

Like,I was expecting this novel to be good-bad.To take its purposely made – bad points and turn them into a good comedy.But…no.It feels like this whole novel is a one huge repost of all those “posts”,constantly forcing a certain humor aspect,to the point where you start to get annoyed by it and you just want it to end.I don’t know… Maybe I just grew out of it,but I honestly don’t find almost anything from this novel funny.I even tried to force myself to laugh during my playthrough.What a shame…

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“Oh man,so random!” “Everything goes SHIT!” “Ha,ha!Love goes places!” “Heh,/mature/ content”.That’s the salad that you are ordering with this visual novel.You might end up enjoying it or you might be lucky to not have a tongue! At least it’s short and there is a slight charm to the art.Slight. They are also planning to make a sequel and who knows what egg soup would that turn out to be.

I  give it 4.1. out of 10!