Tsundere Wars – The truth behind how the United Kingdom is trying to strip off the European Union from its tainted panties.

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I actually picked this game last week while looking for something new to play,without realising that I’ve had this game years ago.It hit me way after I went through all of its stages.Talk about intact memory!Still,I was quite happy to go through it once again!Not because it’s amazing or because it’s short and easy,but mostly because of the nostalgia.

TSUNDERE WARS is a horizontal SHMUP!It features three playable characters,three stages and a gallery where you can unlock four images by beating the game with each character.You have two types of attacks which determine the amount of power/life that your character can have,depending on how much you use them.Using the normal one fills in yout power meter[Which is used for bombs!] and using the charged one fills in your life meter.The cherry of this ice cream is that both meters reside in one bar,so you need to bala- No!NO!

It’s prefferable to always have as much life meter as possible in this game.Having a bigger power meter means that you can use more bombs to clear screens,with the price of fewer hits.Having more life gives you more hits and if you get hit,a certain amount of the power meter will increase,giving you the opportunity to use your bomb to get revenge,while potentially empty the power meter,so your life meter can go back up and repeat the process.[I am making this game sound way more complicated than it is…]

Also,having an early game problem to realse that the life meter is the one in blue color and the red meter is the power one.But hey,what am I even talking about?Of course BLUE is for life and RED is for power!Like…ugh.Ack.Oof..WORDS!

Tsundere Wars DONE!

Beat the game with every girl and you get to seem them on the beach in their plain,white bikini!

Despite there being only three stages,they provide with enough action and excitement.They have variety and the difficulty escalates quite well.The bosses are pretty great as well,both in terms of design and attack patterns.Honestly,this game feels like an unfinished product.Like,the company that worked on it just made it real fast as a sort of an extra content for their other games,on which the characters in Tsundere Wars are based on.Maybe I’m wrong,maybe I’m not!Who the hell cares?Speaking of characters,I like the variety of playable characters in this game – You have the balanced one,both in terms of normal and charged-drill attack,a melee one,where getting to the enemy lets you kill them in two attacks,and of course,the maid-character-giant-roll that obliterates things better than your bombs![Don’t spit me,you can read their names above!]

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YOU KNOW,YOU KNOW!!!IT’S NOT LIKE,OHOHOHOHO,IT’S NOT LIKE I WANNA RATE THIS GAME OR ANYTHING BUUUUUT,YOU FREAKIN’ KNOW,BUT I AM GOING TO GIVE IT A 5.9 OUT OF 10!ばか!

Rate D15 for Dunegon Master 15,rolls 15 to stay in the dungeon!

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