Welcome to the video game where you fuck sheep – Sven Bømwøllen. A game on which I first laid my eyes on when I was ten years old, which I guess was the year when it was released.This game I can say was one of my first PC games, as the gaming club where I first saw it was my initial introduction to PC gaming in general.Only one machine had this game on though, so being able to play it was a pretty rare occasion.I also didn’t knew anything about sexual intercourse until I got to fifth grade. This game only provided me with vague and unclear information, which proves that it’s pretty safe, considering it’s theme.
The game features a bird-view perspective with a controls that I can only describe as “Similar to Snake Rattle ‘n’ Roll. Your objective is to go behind sheep and give ’em some good “tuna can opening”, as most sounds remind me of that particular action,honestly.While doing so, you need to avoid a guard dog and an old-man shepherd, who are more or less against tuna being used as an ingredient in meals.The shepherd will chase you only when you go on the sheep, while the dog will do so regardless of your actions.[YOU CAN FUCK THE DOG, I DIDN’T KNEW THAT UNTIL I PLAYED THIS GAME RECENTLY!I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY A MYTH!]
The game is pretty enjoyable and it takes some time before the magic fades away.To spice things up further, there is a wide arrange of various power-ups that would either aid or hinder your progress.Walking into puddles or the lake would teleport you on a random place in the level.Sadly, the whole 20 levels consist of this one board. Difficulty wise, it depends on how good you are at kiting and abusing power-ups, mainly the alien one, which pretty much ruins every challenge that this game presents…
I give it 7.00 out of 10! Hell, I’ll fuck a sheep!
/sorry for the weird coloring of the mushrooms in the screenshot.noticed it too late, but I kinda like it better this way regardless./