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This was requested by Sapphire SlimeMaiden, who was kind enough to donate fifty octopus dumplings, all delivered via a very rude drone. Thank you! I love food, especially when I actually get to consume it!

So, long ago, a darkness felt on the lands of Parthoris. Cities burned and people complained. Meanwhile, in our world, there was a hype over various horror- themed RPGMaker games. That was a few years ago, back around the time I started university. I remember my friends talking about games like “The Witch’s House”, “Clock Tower”, “Invaders”, “Kekcroc”, “Life is peanut”, “Ib” and what the hell is an IB? How do you even pronounce it, I asked? Is it Ai – Bee? – to which I was IMMEDIATELY corrected and scolded. Thus, given that information in mind, I started calling the game Ai – Bee and then I had no more friends.

To be honest, “Ib” was one of the games that I really and truly enjoyed compared to other titles of the same genre that came around that time. The game presented a pretty innovative take on the horror genre, what with a theme of being lost in a weird art gallery, all in all with dozens of interesting characters, events and solid puzzles to enhance further the overall gameplay. Ib, a girl, nine years old, is the main protagonist of the game. Crimson- red colored eyes, chestnut-brown hair, red skirt, white blouse and a huge big mac in her hand. What seems like a casual visit to an art exhibition with her parents, slowly turns into nightmare of art and roses. It’s up to you to guide Ib to escape from the unnaturally behaving art gallery, one way or another!

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The structure of the game revolves mainly around solving puzzles. That being said, the variety is huge, without any actual recycling or instances for backtracking. The art gallery is composed of levels, which are indicated by the different color of the flooring. Usually, your main goal is to find a key so you can proceed to each new level. However, once that is done, there is no actual need to go back to previously visited places. As a whole, the game makes sure you’ve go through,seen and explored everything. Ib do have an HP meter, which is represented by a Red rose. Harmful encounters exist in the form of actual moving enemies and certain interaction with specific objects. However, given that you get to restore all your potentially lost HP at water vases and that Ib outruns every existing enemy in the game, it is unlikely that you’ll find yourself getting a game over. The only factor for that is probably the lack of knowledge regarding certain areas, mainly the [panic] ones.

“Ib” took me a while to fully complete. No doubt, this is one of the entries I’ve spent lots of my personal time on. Continuing with further explanation of the game, I’ll also note down certain aspects that were the main reason for me to replay the game over 15 times!

At certain point in the game, Ib meets two additional human [?] characters – Garry and Mary. At that point, once they join party with Ib, interacting with specific objects and responding in certain ways during conversations will ultimately determine their fate, as well as your own. Numerous endings with different outcomes are featured in the game, with some being pretty easy and obvious as to how to obtain. Now, I’ve played the game before a lot and I remember managing to get to every single one without any problems whatsoever. The same thing also happened on a session around a month ago. HOWEVER, after the request, I started having trouble getting to endings which I was always able to. How could have that happen?…

The “True Guertena Exhibit” is a place that unlocks after you beat the “NewGame+” dungeon, which I’ve never seen before, but I really enjoyed as an addition. However, for things to unlock in it, you need to replay the game various times. This made me fly through the game a number of times, missing on objects, interactions and sections which I thought to be…

… of no actual value to the game’s main requirements for a successful run. Saving time eh? And I was wrong. I went as far as to consult with the actual wiki and I saw what my downfall was. Everything in the game matters, even reading a simple note that stands on the side, looking unimportant and whatnot. But on a single run where I’ve went through everything and saved at key locations, that would let me view the endings that I desire, that could have never been the case. Is the intended replay value a huge minus to the game’s structure? I’ll let you be the judge. I could say a thing like: “Maybe the game could’ve had at least some sort of point indicator regarding your actions, be it even indirect one.” I’ve played a game recently with such and I was really pleased with the results. I’m not sure what to say about “Ib” when it comes to that matter. Maybe I just lack common sense, maybe things were placed way out of their way? Who KNOWS?

IB 1.1 DONE!

In the end, I still like “Ib” for what it is – A really fun game, with good puzzles and bits of classy horror. Yes, horror should be experienced as an idea, not as an actual feeling! Don’t watch “Jason X”.

Did I mentioned that I like the graphics and music in “Ib”? If not, there it is! They are pretty great. [spoiler///…;l, I LOVE MARY/..\\\ []] I remember Ib fans hating Mary fans for some reason, while Garry fans being just “Whatever…” GOOD TIMES! 9 out of 10 this gmae!

Red Eyes is creepy! I hate the places where it pop- up randomly! I really do!

Yes, there is also… the Hardcore modification of “Ib”, which adds that one fan- made ending and the option to play through the game with only 1 HP. However, there is a place that still heals you, as to make the puzzle for the fish key… possible/fair??? I don’t know, I’ve managed to play through the modification with full HP due to that! I’m laughing. [T]

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Tsundere Wars – The truth behind how the United Kingdom is trying to strip off the European Union from its tainted panties.

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I actually picked this game last week while looking for something new to play,without realising that I’ve had this game years ago.It hit me way after I went through all of its stages.Talk about intact memory!Still,I was quite happy to go through it once again!Not because it’s amazing or because it’s short and easy,but mostly because of the nostalgia.

TSUNDERE WARS is a horizontal SHMUP!It features three playable characters,three stages and a gallery where you can unlock four images by beating the game with each character.You have two types of attacks which determine the amount of power/life that your character can have,depending on how much you use them.Using the normal one fills in yout power meter[Which is used for bombs!] and using the charged one fills in your life meter.The cherry of this ice cream is that both meters reside in one bar,so you need to bala- No!NO!

It’s prefferable to always have as much life meter as possible in this game.Having a bigger power meter means that you can use more bombs to clear screens,with the price of fewer hits.Having more life gives you more hits and if you get hit,a certain amount of the power meter will increase,giving you the opportunity to use your bomb to get revenge,while potentially empty the power meter,so your life meter can go back up and repeat the process.[I am making this game sound way more complicated than it is…]

Also,having an early game problem to realse that the life meter is the one in blue color and the red meter is the power one.But hey,what am I even talking about?Of course BLUE is for life and RED is for power!Like…ugh.Ack.Oof..WORDS!

Tsundere Wars DONE!

Beat the game with every girl and you get to seem them on the beach in their plain,white bikini!

Despite there being only three stages,they provide with enough action and excitement.They have variety and the difficulty escalates quite well.The bosses are pretty great as well,both in terms of design and attack patterns.Honestly,this game feels like an unfinished product.Like,the company that worked on it just made it real fast as a sort of an extra content for their other games,on which the characters in Tsundere Wars are based on.Maybe I’m wrong,maybe I’m not!Who the hell cares?Speaking of characters,I like the variety of playable characters in this game – You have the balanced one,both in terms of normal and charged-drill attack,a melee one,where getting to the enemy lets you kill them in two attacks,and of course,the maid-character-giant-roll that obliterates things better than your bombs![Don’t spit me,you can read their names above!]

/music     /plot

YOU KNOW,YOU KNOW!!!IT’S NOT LIKE,OHOHOHOHO,IT’S NOT LIKE I WANNA RATE THIS GAME OR ANYTHING BUUUUUT,YOU FREAKIN’ KNOW,BUT I AM GOING TO GIVE IT A 5.9 OUT OF 10!ばか!

Rate D15 for Dunegon Master 15,rolls 15 to stay in the dungeon!