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♪ This is something hella’ great! ♫♩

♩ ♬ It’s something mega hella’ great! ♪

🎹 What is it? It’s Lab. Room 19’s two new volumes! 🎹

💀 Horror games per day [?], up until the Samhain date. 💀

/$/ Arcade games per buck, win yourself something from the STEAM truck! /$/

❣ Make sure to also donate or draw us a cute Lab. member today. ❣ 🙇

☢ Where are the new posts? ☢

🌠 Where are the good video games? 🌠

☮ I am too lazy for either of them, so just relax! ☮

⇬ What about the updates? ⇬

✟ When is my request going to be done? ✟

🐌 Take it easy, there’s plenty of time! 🐌

☂ I tend to take my time a lot, don’t be surprised if you fell asleep on the spot. ☂

🐧 But even so, accept my deepest apologies!!! 🐧

How I scored 100 000 000 points on a really hard video game with the power of this NEW ENERGY DRINK!

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100 000 000 score points. 5 hours and a half play time. Around 200 breath- taking loops of level one! Not a single bathroom break! How is that even possible you might ask?

With the brand new energy drink “NUKE”, you’ll have all the energy to explode and take on the most toughest of video games – Like the “Kemono Souls Friends” and “Pizza Malaria of Edinburgh.” You’ll also dissolve and die in a short while after the first can, but surely, you’ll be remembered for your deeds. Look at what I’ve done for example! I am now part of history, baby! Video Game history! Do you see yourself being able to score that many points? You do? No! You don’t! Don’t do it! It’s impossible! I’ll find you if you do it! I really will!…

The Goonies [NES] – The 1. 000 000 points disappointing goal!

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Back in my childhood days,a friend of mine gave me one of his bootleg cartridges for a few days,on which I stumbled upon “The Goonies” for the first time in my life.If anything back then,it was the music and the well refined gameplay formula that managed to win me all over by the first playthrough.I was really enjoying the game and I played it to the point where I learned pretty much everything about it.OR SO I THOUGHT!…

Here I am 14 years later,playing it once again and going through it with a whole new prespective.One thing that I was really wondering about was to what happens if you get a score of 1.000 000 points.I assumed that the game might crash or something,but there wasn’t really any info on the internet about it.I did found an old forum where they did some kind of a 1.000 000 points THE GOONIES event,but there weren’t any results posted from it…

So there we go!After one failed attempt,I finally managed to reach the goal of 1.000 000 points.As a good knowedge about the game mechanics and secrets were required,the actual factor that helped me achieve this was Mr.The Skeleman.He is probably the best and fastest source for points.However,for Mr.Skeleman to be efficient,you do need to get to at least the third loop of the game,where the mobs tend to be more active and faster.Having the armor item also helps alot,given the fact that you might end up missing one of his thrown bones or two,which tend to take quite a lot from your life meter on further loops.

Pretty disappointing result,but kinda expected.To be fair,using this method makes this feat quite easy to accomplish.Of course,you could try to just go through the game as much as you can,but after the fourth loop,the RNG that spawns the enemies and the increased damange that you take from enemies would more or less overhelm you.I’m not saying that it’s impossible,but certainly not worth the time and effort.

I’m glad this mystery is out of the way!The Goonies is a great game with a decent replay value and probably the only “The Goonies” game that I truly enjoy.

Tess – Cave Story meets Yume Nikki Gensou[?]

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That’s pretty much the first impression that you are bound to get from this game,if you’ve played any of PIXEL’s games beforehand.It uses good ol’,smelly Cave Story formula,starting from there and going towards the direction of weird,outerworld of “This reminds me of Yume Nikki Gensou somehow!”.

And you know what,I don’t think this is a good impression to have!I don’t think it even matters whatsoever!Because,despite the fact that the concept of this game is not original,the game itself is made really well.The formula here is used well,with a whole world and set of characters being built around it,wherein you can question the gender of the main character,who is SUPPOSED to be a girl!But lets not go too deep in this direction,I don’t want to deal with magical unicorns and popcorn dragons/DRAKES!

To me,it never really matters how a certain game was made or what concept is uses,as long as I am enjoying it and I’m having a good time.

The difficulty level of Tess is pretty low.The platforming is quite enjoyable and there are various secrets to be found as well.[They are quite obvious though!]Music is alright.You have the classic variety of enemies,starting from adorable jumping guys and you know,getting to rolling snowballs – the most classic of all late game enemies.The variety of levels is nice,I guess.It has a tint of an obscure feeling to it.The game itself is pretty short and easy,but it’s certanly worth playing.If anything,there are various achievments that you can go for if you are up for a worthy challenge…

Tess DONE!

Plot can be described as “Those days of your life where you feel awful about everything and you don’t want to go out of bed”.I think the cast of the characters is pretty alright.The whole game has a great flavor,but I don’t know…

It’s a well made-game,built around an unoriginal concept,with original cast and plot,but it just didn’t satisfy me as much as I wanted to.

Okay…I’ll give it a 7.3 out of 10 I guess…

Lab.Room 19 is now all set!

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“Home” page-tab has been removed.It was useless,since clicking on the header pretty much does the same job of sending you to the main page of LR19.I also needed additional space for the new LR19 “Junkbox” page-tab,where I’ll be posting and updating a list of hacks,mods and whatnot-related-videogames misc. stuff that I’ve finished.

Other pages have recieved various minor updates as well!

This blog feels rough and terrible all over,which means that it pleases me and I won’t be making any more changes to it whatsoever.Maybe a minor updates every now and then,but nothing too major.

At this point I am just gonna go for results.I am going to update my lists and work on my projects,until I eventually get tired of all this crap,which I assume will happen either next year or in twenty years.I don’t know!