I wonder if it’s just me, could be. People’s lack of attention nowadays has been upsetting me to a certain extend. But during middle and high school, I remember peeps being pretty initiative and we had the internet, phones and whatnot, so is it really the high technological advance to blame?
Maybe it was a process that was still developing. Maybe it came after and prior to that technological advance. Is it a change or just one being mad with power? The power to access constant and unlimited information! How much value is in this information anyways? In all my years on the internet, I’ve been getting quite bored of it. I’ve started seeing loopholes in both social structure and information processing. Sometimes I even ask myself if we are still in the process of evolving or just being stuck without even realizing it…
So what’s on the menu tomorrow? A person who has access to a vast amount of information, yet, while they can receive it, the act of processing is of a questionable nature. And the most hilarious aspect of this is that they will argue about their ability to receive, without realizing that the actual problem here isn’t about that.
When is this world going to end?
For me, it all started with robot toys and who had the one that can move and talk. I never had one of those, my parents never bothered buying me one and frankly, I don’t think I really cared about owning one at any point of my childhood. I learned to read at age two and a half and up until my fifth birthday, my everyday life revolved around playing with a constructor kit, reading and making a total of two friends on the street. I made my own robots using the constructor kit and with my friends, we would play with them, alongside coming up with missions for our creations and whatnot crap to entertain ourselves. My friends owned actual robot toys, but they discarded them the moment I offered them to play with the constructor kit, which we could use to design robots the way we wanted them to be.
Then came the video games, where everyone was all about owning the best console or PC, with the newest and most popular video games. 3D graphics baby and open world? That’s what I’m talking about! But then I’m like, listen guys, this is “Abe’s Exoddus”! That game is called “Oni”! This is “Heroes 3 of Might and Magic”! Freakin’ “Neverwinter Nights”! Nope! Flare you idiot, the best games right now are “Half- Life” and “Grand Thief Auto 3”! Go play your shitty obscure shit while we gun down people left or right because that’s fun! You know that something is fun when everyone else is into it. Question no the quality of the trending product, like I questioned everyone else around me at the time for not being able to beat “Super Mario Bros.” while using warps AND playing a bootleg hacked version where you can never be hurt once you pick up a mushroom. There is just no point to it, the answer is quite obvious.
Next in line is high school and it’s all about who dated who, where and when did they had sex, who was the first one in class to own a car, who had the best grades and to what school they were planning to go once they graduate, only to drop out a few years later and why did I get punished for finding out that my teachers had relationships with some of the students who were still underage?
Within’ the human’s nature for trending, there is but not a single drop of justice. You’ll be ripped and torn apart like a rag doll for trying to apply a change, unless you find a way to do it in a way that can convince a smelly old cheese that it could become a beautiful and delicious cake.
When I look at myself in this day age, when I think about it, I can’t even bother to bring myself to watch up to three episodes of any anime whatsoever. Cocoa flavored ice cream though, now we are talking!
Do you listen? It’s the winds of despair. I’ve been willing to play a certain video game, which I find to be pretty exciting. However, jazz music follows me wherever I go and that’s not something that you can just ignore with a “MHM”!
Social interactions within’ one’s comfort bubble. Join our cult today. You get to wear a dress when you go to bed and wake up with a brand new lipstick on. I think that I am doing something productive, but overall, I am just having fun on the internet. Do you still listen? To those people? Don’t.
Two blades and a half do not by any chance make a bow. Just like that, a robot can never be a human, nor do things on the same level. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Just because you were designed to be perfect, that does not make you so within’ the eyes of certain individuals. Those individuals are also known for refusing to believe that sleeping sideways is possible, despite doing so every single night.
Be thankful for the month of September, the one and only time of the year where changing your briefs is acceptable.
I hope I win!
HeY gAmErS! FlareEX here, AKA the pudding prince of video games! Today I am bringing you the latest craze, one hell of an amazing game for the new Rumiko Takahashi’s DreamBoy console! I am of course talking about non other but the MMO title “Final Quest, Mystic Fantasy”!
While you do play as Mystic yet again, unlike in the previous entries, this time the developers decided to turn the main character into a girl! Boy oh boy oh man oh cold noodles oh my, ain’t them porn artist gonna break their hands on the rally to be first on posting their new art on the imageboards!
In “Final Mystic, Quest Fantasy”, playing as Mystic makes you FEEL like Mystic herself! The music is alright… and the graphics… … …
The difficulty however is like nothing you’ve played EVER before! Here I was in the land of many sugar treats and bad dental hygiene, helpfully putting into statis every boss that spawned, inserting my dominance and ability to be an asshole in order to drive people away from the rare and item- rich dungeon, when suddenly, I got POPPED! I was fighting the pony boss and without it even moving, I received the death screen! This game takes things to the next level! It’s not longer about pure skill, it’s about predictions! This title is pretty much the Dark Noses of the game’s series! It also serves to show us what the future will look like! Why, games will be based on nothing more than predictions! After all, these are always the hottest topics in gaming forums as well! Everyone likes and wants to predict what a yet to be released game will be like, with of course, once released, said game usually ends up being a piece of shit, completely setting to ruin dreams all around. I for once cannot wait to one day receive an empty, plain box, so I can imagine what game could have been inside it and predict how would it have played AND how would I have played it!
While I do LOVE this, it has its share of flaws all over the place! Unskippable cutscenes. Spam and bots. Lack of variety – Every dungeon in the game feels the same. The low amount of only 130 breathtaking music tracks. Complicated crafting system. Chat profanity protection. Two weeks bans for playing off meta. The last dungeon is literally unplayable without the involvement of microtransactions. Single player only.
I’m sorry but I’ll have to give this game a 96 out of 100…
You might have noticed a lack of post activity for over one month already. It’s mainly do to me being busy with life stuff and on a more grand scale – My lazy nature yet again.
I’ve been thinking for a while now regarding my attempt at getting maximum mastery score on League of Legends – A challenge that I attempted a few years ago, back on my older account, which I gave away due to me not being good at predicting how long I would have been upset with the game.
I really wish to make this dream come true. How the hell am I going to do this when Mordekaiser to me seems like an impossible champion to get good grades on?
This is what I want to find out. I want to explore the huge roaster of all these freaks of nature. All the good and all the “bad” champions. Eventually, I’ll continue with my Fiddlesticks conquest or maybe I’ll find and pick something that suits me more. Who knows?
I have Fiddlesticks to maximum mastery level already. The next champion that I did was Brand. The experience was pretty awful, mainly because I had over 20 bad games, 1/9 of which where my fault, no less. [Champion is cursed, I tell you!] God forbid you ever get to play against Leona/ Caitlyn! – Once you get CC’d, you just can’t move away from the spot, at least not until you are dead, that’s it!
I used to play Brand mainly with squirrel pet, but the whole sorcery tree got nerfed, so I switched a few things around. [One thing only…] In my last games, I played Brand with Comet, weaker scorch and “I can’t tell the difference” celerity. I don’t think you want the river mobility rune. Really, Brand shines at bullying laners, rather than roaming. I am playing him support. You can get fed twice as fast really and your ult is way more effective with more enemy champions around. Given that you also invest in future market and free clock of many plays, you can get ahead really fast and obliterate everything. I am not the best at skillshots and I tend to play champions that are point and click, but honestly, with Brand, you just go into team fight and you throw your ultimate without really looking. Good job! You just won!
I love watching people explode!!!