Attack! Month to 500!

Sutte19

Let’s spice things up a little! For the next month, I am planning to do a total of 101 new entries for the “Gran _-‘D” volume! I wish to cover various popular titles, series and alternative versions of games that I’ve already beaten. I will post daily updates on twitter, saying a thing or two regarding the entries I complete for the day! Meanwhile, I will also keep posting every now and then here, as I have prepared the material for the remaining few entries ’till the 400th mark! Once I’m done with this silly monthly experiment and I hit my 500th milestone, I’ll take a break for a while and focus on something I’ve been holding off for quite a while!

I have picked games of interest from various consoles, mainly the Game Boy. I am not entirely sure regarding their overall difficulty, but I think it’s balanced enough for me to be able to pull this off. After all, most of them are platformers and I eat those for breakfast!

If you wish to observe my progress and chit- chat, you are more than a welcome to join me on Discord. Why not stream it? I’ll be honest, I’m not a fan of streaming in general. I know that most people enjoy sitting on their asses and stare into the oblivion of boredom for hours, but I am a man who values original and quality content. If you haven’t figured that out by my posts in this blog and thought otherwise, I pity you, oh, rotten salmon of the moon lake on Neptune!

Advertisements

Change into food

hjigauntlet

First of all, I’m going to finally update the vault with additional new images.Not fully, but enough to cover most of the emptiness.

As stated before, I won’t focus on any additional volumes until I’m done with the current ones.This will also let me actually focus on adding entries for the junkbox and the gauntlet as a whole.The junkbox feels empty and neglected, which is a shame from my end, since I’ve created it quite a long time ago.The gauntlet is a new addition that doesn’t deserve a similar fate to the junkbox.Both of those need a bit more love and attention…

On another note, I have quite a lot of Steam games left behind as well.Few people have been upset by me ignoring their presents and requests regarding that platform.Thus, I would also like to spent more time clearing as many of them as possible.

Apart from that, there’s not much to say. I’ll still play the video games and write about the video games and video games.

Happy New Year!

 

LR19’s new volume and future project

rare-lewd-hji

The second volume is taking a bit too long, so I’ve decided to move on to the third one.It has been briefly announced not a long ago anyways, so I might as well start filling it with entries.With that, my current goal is to finish the rest of the second volume, do the third one and be done with the SNES side project.To be fair, I was thinking about giving up on the second volume’s theme and just fill the rest of it with random games, but I really wish to take my time and clear more of Matt Thorson’s titles. They are quite tough, but fun and well-crafted.Definitely worth my time, I think.  In the meantime, I’ll cover titles from Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. The reason why I choose him is because I’ve played most of his games before and I kinda’ want to add more games that I’ve cleared in the past to the vault.

After I’m done with these three volumes I’ll open up a special event.A gauntlet where I’ll try to clear randomly picked retro games, within’ a certain time period. One thing that might interest YOU, the reader: There will be rewards!I’ll be giving out video games for people via STEAM!Still, it’s an event that is way far into the future, but heads up! – Things could always change for one reason or another!

HEY!WANNA HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE TO BE PICKED UP AND WIN A FREE VIDEO GAME? THIS DAMP PLACE IS LOOKING FOR ARTISTS OF ANY SKILL,RACE AND GENDER!I AM ESPECIALLY KIND TOWARDS VIDEO GAMES AND ANYTHING RELATED, SO TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION AS WELL!

Lab.Room 19’s 100 SNES titles challenge and a new third volume announcement

1463775231582[1] aka cm] tries to draw Hji

That’s right!I got the itch for playing some SNES games and I couldn’t shake it off, what with the first NES volume being done,as well as the entries for the second volume, I reached a situation where I am out of games to play.Thus, until I post what’s left for the second volume, I’ll mainly focus on finishing various SNES games.How good it will go?I don’t know!I am not all that familiar with the SNES!I’ve only finished around 10-15 titles or so… But we’ll see!Anyway’s that’s that…

Right after I’m done with the second volume, I’ll start working on the third one.The main focus are going to be games made by Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw.The reason for this pick is mostly due to the fact that I have cleared some of his games in the past and right now, I kinda wish to cover games that I’ve cleared before.Along with that, I also wish to check out other titles that he did and I never had the opportunity to play.Once I’m done with the third volume, I’ll be doing something a bit special and different from the LR19’s usual routine.Until then, there won’t be any new volumes popping out early or late, for one reason or another.

Lab.Room 19 “NES The Revenge!” results#!!!

Hjih

100 NES titles cashed right on!In this volume I got introduced to the magic of the “Family Disk System”,some of the worst NES titles,as well as some pretty underrated and forgotten gems.As a whole,the swing was more towards the easy to medium difficulty,with only few tough games cleared.I wouldn’t say that it’s because of a skill gap,but rather, my lack of patience for doing a proper grinding.Overall, my goal was to clear the titles that I used to do when I was a kid.While I managed to do so, only one title was left off the hook – “Shadow of the Ninja”.

Apart from that,I am pretty satisfied with what I managed to clear.I do regret not clearing various games though,especially the ones from series like “Eggerland” and “Adventure Island”[I wanted to clear more than one \\\AI// title!].There are titles that I didn’t even touched, despite that I had them lying around.They are mostly RPGs, so that explains a lot!Yeah,this volume revolved pretty much around platformers, with less focus on other genres.

Here’s also some mentions on honorable attempts: “Rockin’ Kats” got cleared, but I failed at the extra stage.Again,I didn’t even spent time to try and learn the stage.”Ganso Sayuuki: Super Monkey Daibouken” was a title that I wanted to clear badly,due to its famous value of being a bad game.I think I got pretty far into it,but I kept getting lost in the desert,until my fun meter went down the drain and I flat out gave up.I think that I could have cleared it,but for some reason I choose to work on other titles.Maybe I’ll get back to it next time… Other titles that got the same treatment are “The Adventures of Rad Gravity”,”Bio Senshi Dan”[I also don’t know why I didn’t cleared this one either…] and “Eliminator Boat Duel”.I also tried to beat “Bee 52”,but I couldn’t.Still,I would love to mention that it’s one heck of a good game for not being licensed!There were many more titles that gave me trouble,but for now,here’s the list of the 100 NES titles that I managed to beat in this volume:

Aki to Tsukasa no Fushigi no Kabe [NES]
Alfred Chicken [NES]
Arkista’s Ring [NES]
Asmik-kun Land [NES]
Asterix [NES]
Atlantis no Nazo [NES]
Bible Buffet [NES]
Binary Land [NES]
Bio Miracle Bokkute Upa [NES]
Bishoujo Sexy Derby [NES]
Bishoujo SF Alien Battle [NES]
Bomberman [NES]
Bomberman II [NES]
Bomberman 2002 [NES]
Bubble Bobble Part 2 [NES]
Captain Planet and the Planeteers [NES]
Cheetah Men II [NES]
Cocoron [NES]
Color a Dinosaur [NES]
Contra [NES]
Cross Fire [NES]
Darkwing Duck [NES]
Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum [NES]
Don Doko Don 2 [NES]
DuckTales [NES]
DuckTales 2 [NES]
Fire ‘n Ice [NES]
Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue [NES]
Fisher-Price: I Can Remember [NES]
Fisher-Price: Perfect Fit [NES]
Fuzzical Fighter [NES]
Ganbare Goemon 2 [NES]
Go! Benny! [NES]
Heavy Barrel [NES]
Hello Kitty no Hanabatake [NES]
Hirake! Ponkikki [NES]
Isolated Warrior [NES]
James Bond Jr. [NES]
Jaws [NES]
Joy Mech Fight [NES]
Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 2: Karakuri Land [NES]
Kero Kero Keroppi no Daibouken 2: Donuts Ike ha Oosawagi! [NES]
Keroppi to Keroriinu no Splash Bomb! [NES]
Kirby’s Adventure [NES]
Kyatto Ninden Teyandee [NES]
Legend of the Ghost Lion [NES]
Legendary Wings [NES]
Lost Word of Jenny [NES]
Lucky Bingo 777 [NES]
Magic Carpet 1001 [NES]
Mega Man 3 [NES]
Mega Man 5 [NES]
Mega Man 6 [NES]
Mickey Mouse 3: Yume Fuusen [NES]
Monkey King [NES]
Mortal Kombat II [NES]
Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival [NES]
Nakayoshi to Issho [NES]
Ninja Hattori-kun: Ninja wa Suugyou de Gozaru no Maki [NES]
Panic Restaurant [NES]
Peek-A-Boo Poker [NES]
Pizza Pop! [NES]
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom [NES]
Puss ‘n Boots – Pero’s Great Adventure [NES]
RoboCop 2 [NES]
Rockman [NES]
Rockman 2 – Dr.Willy no Nazo [NES]
Rollergames [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 1 [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 2 [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 3 [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 4 [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 5 [NES]
Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan Vol. 6 [NES]
Sesame Street Countdown [NES]
Sexy Invaders [NES]
Silkworm [NES]
Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti [NES]
StarTropics [NES]
StarTropics II – Zoda’s Revenge [NES]
Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight [NES]
Super C [NES]
Super Mario Bros. [NES]
Super Mario Bros. 2 [NES]
Takahashi Meijin no Boken Jima IV [NES]
Tale Spin [NES]
Tasac [NES]
The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout [NES]
The Goonies [NES]
The Karate Kid [NES]
The Legend of Zelda [NES]
The Lost World: Jurassic Park [NES]
Time Zone [NES]
Tiny Toon Adventures 2 – Trouble in Wackyland [NES]
Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe’s Brother [NES]
Urusei Yatsura – Lum no Wedding Bell [NES]
Utsurun Desu.: Kawauso Hawaii e Iku!!! [NES]
Wurm: Journey to the Center of the Earth! [NES] – Requested by camelpuncher
Yume Koujou: Doki Doki Panic [NES]
Zhen Ben Xi You Ji [NES]

Here’s also the posters for them.Yes,posters!Paint got upset that I tried to put all this crap in one place.Don’t ask!Don’t bother!Just watch!

LR19 NES THE REVENGE 1.1

===================================================================

LR19 NES THE REVENGE 1.2

===================================================================

“Color a Dinosaur” gets its own special poster,because it’s a really good VIDEO GAME!

LR19 NES THE REVENGE 1.3

===================================================================

TIME FOR TOP 13 AND WORSE 13!Why 13?Because I’ll add the titles from the NES Winter event as well,since I didn’t make any placements for them,due to their low number.

[Place 0][Special]

Doki!Doki!Yuuenchi

Yes!A game that does not shine when it comes to its controls!But the music is just so well made and there is such a good variety in terms of enemies,bosses and levels.It turns into a pretty harsh “Trial and error” after the first level, but if anything, the game is pretty easy to pick up on.The boss fights keep the player always on the move, even though the patterns are quite easy to learn.It’s a pretty charismatic game, the ending is pretty sweet and… I’am really enjoying myself each time I play it.Yep…

[Place 0-0][Special]

Ganbare Goemon 2

Well,you’ve gotta grab the highest tier shoes before the magic can start!Then you got a fast-paced action game,where everything is everything,you fight everything and every now and then you save people.All and all FOR MONEY!Then you buy crap.Then your friend turns into a cute girl.THIS GAME IS A TRUE EPITOME FOR THE WORD “FUN”!I am actually willing to say that this is by far my favourite NES games of all times.The music, the characters, the levels…everything makes you keep moving and having fun!I could only imagine how deadly-fun would this be after five cups of coffee and three strong dosages of crack.Great controls,quality humor and enjoyable dialoge.Explore,fool around, THINGS!YOU CAN DO THEM!

[Place 128]

Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival

One day Kermit the Frog woke up and decided that he had JUST enough of people shoving their hands up his butt.Thus,he hired people to make “Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival” – a game that we can shove up our own asses and experience what Kermit goes through daily!The good thing about this game is that you can choose not to play it.The bad thing is that you can draw yourself for some unknown reason to play it.Prepare to face everything that can be wrong and unfun,starring from glitches and bad controls to repetative and boring levels!The rotten tooth atop of the puke cake is when Kermit grabs a knife and starts shoots hearts – That’s the last moment where you should have realized in what tar pit your sinkin’.If for some reason you decide to stay ’till you reach the bottom, Miss Piggy will be there for you to insult you and remind you of what you just played.

[Place 127]

Fisher-Price: Perfect Fit

This is somehow a game and somehow,losing/messing up does not seem possible.However,the computer player will do its best to prove you otherwise AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT!

[Place 126]

Color a Dinosaur

Did you know that there are speedruns of this game?Do you know how fun they are?None at all!Nothing can improve this “coloring pictures” game, especially when the main theme is cartoonish dinosaurs and your coloring options are the worst thing in the universe.I used a bot to play this game for me and by the color choices it picked,I could see that even a limited artificial intelligence would desire to cease to exist,than play this crap.

[Place 125]

Lucky Bingo 777

Look,even the girl in the game that you are supposed to strip bit-by-bit throws all of her clothes at once, while you barely made a winnings worth of 100$.She wants you to get your reward and stop playing this game as soon as possible.For one thing,there isn’t much more to it.If you are not deaf, the slot’s sounds are going to change that eventually.Get the three 7’s?You would pray not to!

[Place 124]

Zhen Ben Xi You Ji

Oh, boy!A fighting game with the cast from “Journey to the West”!This could not be any ba- AAAAAHHHH!NO!NO!NO!NOOOOOOOO!NO!!!IT’S A BATTLE OF THE WORST HITBOXES AND HIT DETECTIONS!Who can abuse these better to achieve a glorious win?Who has the skillcap to overcome any difficulty and prove superiour technical skills?Get to the giant flying head-opponent on single player and you are going to find an answer to these questions quickly…

[Place 123]

Bomberman 2002

I got this game on a cartridge in 2002.Back then I said: “Wow, this Bomberman game looks great!” Then the game crashed.Then I glitched and froze in one place as I got a powerup,while getting in contact with an enemy.Then the game crashed again,but I kept moving.This game is a part of “Bomberman’s deep lore”.A lore frozen in 18 snowy levels,that are bound to repeat until the game crashes again.Don’t get upgrades!They’ll make the game crash!Don’t chain kill enemies!The game might crash again!Breating?BOY THAT’S JUST ASKING FOR SOME CRASHING PROBLEMS!This is how hardcore I am = I beat games that crash,by avoiding the actions that might lead to so.

[Place 122]

The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout

Hell yeah!I am always up for a challenging platformer!Sadly,a minigame just gave me over 100 extra lives, so there goes that!This game starts out like a pretty generic platformer,but as you progress further, what really improves is only the level’s length and not much else, thus,boredom inevitable!Boring enemies, boring music… Ya’ all just using the Buggersz age and image, that ain’t no game! Let’s talk about the bosses!They are boring too.The end.

[Place 121]

Cheetah Men II

Just because it’s popular for being bad and people like it for being bad and having a good music,does not make this game any better.It’s still bad.It still has shitty hit detections,shitty enemy variety and bad level design.We can say the same about the bosses as well.It’s but an old meme!AN OLD IRONIC MEME!THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING!IT DOESN’T FUCKING CHANGE IT!IT DOESN’T FUCKING CHANGE IT!

[Place 120]

Puss ‘n Boots – Pero’s Great Adventure

What I like about this game is that it’s relatively short in length.What I hate is the last boss who would obliterate you in less than a second,without giving you a chance to fight back,unless you know where to position so you can fight him…um,properly?Boss fights in NES “Toei” games…they feel like such an annoying struggle.I also remember disliking that one platforming segment,where each jump felt like a leap of fate.Kinda.Apart from that,the overall appeal and design of this game felt pretty…poor.

[Place 119]

The Karate Kid

When hit detection matters to the point where it decides if whether you are gonna get punched around like an actual punching bag or you are going to be pushed straight into the deep cold water.Get obnoxiously beaten to dead or drown in mere seconds!This game sure goes places and I am happy that its pretty short.I still have questions about the last boss fight and I really don’t want any of them answered…

[Place 118]

Harry’s Legend

It’s kick or be be stun locked to death!A game where you throw a magical broom that doesn’t do anything, but drain your precious HP.Enjoy the most stupid game of volleyball[?] ever,along with one hell of a good port stage,where every jumping fish will do its best to push you into the water.In each level you get to fight a boss who literally presents his[?] rump at your kicking services.You also get to kick mice,sumo men,chess pieces and that one octopus!Did I mentioned how great the hit detection in this game is?Did I mentioned how great this game is in general?DID I?!?!

[Place 117]

Monkey King

When it comes to NES games based on “Journey to the West”, you are bound to always get the best of it.Thank god for the unlimited lives!Curse those unlimited lives!Now you have to suffer through this until you clear it or you decide to do something else with your life,which is 100% going to be better than keep playing this crap.It takes time to get used to the controls and it’s a heavy and harsh trial and error game.You are not going to enjoy the process…no you won’t…

[Place 116]

Hirake! Ponkikki

A good way to test how retarded you are!Are you having trouble with the stages?Are you enjoying the game?Are you playing the game?You should cross these three of your list,otherwise you might find yourself in need of something more than your daily dose of morning milk.I wish to mention how great the platforming stages are, with all the fruit that tends to appears whenever it wants to,rather than following the set code in the game.OH WAIT!THAT’S THE ACTUAL CODE!Don’t push that “It’s for kids” crap on me! Four years old can play “Super Mario Bros” and “Contra” without much trouble, let alone have any struggle with this garbage!

///

[Place 13]

James Bond Jr.

A platformer that revolves around exploring stages in order to find your objectives.It features some decent puzzles and rewards the player for proper item usage,as well as dodging enemy attacks and hazards.There isn’t much to this game in terms of music and the difficulty spike is pretty tough.Huge variety of items and weapons for different situations – if anything,this game will be a good test for your will and patience.It has a pretty unique atmosphere to it.The new game plus is pretty challenging.Game can be pretty frustrating until you learn the ins and outs.Overall, I think it’s a title thats worth investing time on.

[Place 12]

Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight

The graphics in this game are gorgeous!The difficulty will desttroy your face!Similar to “James Bond Jr.”, it rewards the player for doing well.However, the game tends to be pretty harsh if you screw up, depowering your character and making certain levels/fights way more harder.Mastering this game can be pretty hard, but it’s a rewarding experience.Decent variety of enemies and levels,as well as the plot of the game itself.I am quite proud that I picked this game as a kid and grew up with it.

[Place 11]

Zen – Intergalactic Ninja

What a weird chain formation!This game is pretty similar to “Street FIghter 2010: The Final Fight”, but only a bit easier and much more forgiving!It also features a map system,so you can do the boss you hate the most right away or save him/her for later,when you collect enough powerups.The learning curve is also easier, but the plot is…well,it pretty alright,honestly.It’s a fun game to play through and master!

[Place 10]

Bubble Bobble Part 2

I am here to enjoy the classic fun formula of putting enemies into bubbles and poppin’ em!Sadly,the fun is not everlasting, as any [‘copter stage] would try to ruin your experience, so just hope that an Umbrella or a Gate item pops up,so you can skip that stage and keep your fun meter up!The game lacks Co-op, but it still has enough stages and gimmicks to keep you up and ticking.Bosses are alright.Tatio really managed to keep the bubble magic flowing with this one!

[Place 9]

The Goonies

OH MY GOD CYNDI LAUPER I FREAKIN’ LOVE YOU!That and I already wrote a whole post dedicated to this game.Go read about me scoring lots of points in a silly way on this game!

[Place 8]

Startropics II – Zoda’s Revenge

I guess I picked this over the first game due to its much more forgiving nature and better controls.Also,the challenging boss rush.And better level variety.I don’t know, I think the second game has a pretty refined level design and the plot feels a bit more easy-going.Overall,this is a great action game that has quite a lot to offer to the player, especially in terms of gameplay.

[Place 7]

The Legend of Zelda

I mean…yeah.This one.It’s…here.You know…this game.The one where I had to suicide by using a red candle when I got stuck in a room.So…um,I kinda enjoyed exploring it.Kinda.

[Place 6]

Mega Man 4

This honestly felt to me like the easiest of all the Megaman NES games, but I really liked the music,bosses and level design in it more than the ones in the other titles.

[Place 5]

Isolated Warrior

If anything, this game has a pretty unique perspective to it.I’ll be honest, VAP were pretty good at making music and epic-looking bosses.A pretty underrated game, with decent difficulty curve.Pretty simple plot,good level variety.The game is pretty harsh on players who do badly, degrading any held weapon back to level one upon dying.Luckily you can switch it up right before you die, thus cheesing away the penalty and keeping at least one of the two weapons still upgraded.The bike level is pretty fast paced and exciting!Honestly, a big part of this game is just learning how to control and navigate your character!The rest will come off naturally…

[Place 4]

Mitsume ga Tooru

An underrated platformer with one hell of a cute merchant girl!Look,to make her happy you need money,so you have to find the chicken!The chicken will poop out enough money,so you can buy everything at the store and make the girl happy!Use your magical arrow by holding down the button!I am saying that before you get stuck at the second part of the first level!You can use the arrow as a platform if you land on it in time as it flies back towards you!That’s it!Enjoy the rest of the game!Gimmicky bosses and levels, along with some weird-ass enemies.I still don’t know how to properly beat the “tank” boss without TANKING IT!That’s probably my only issue with this game.Shoot coins to make them bigger.Overshoot coins to lose coins!This is what I think of this game.I think that I should explain it properly.[I really love this game!]

[Place 3]

Super Mario Bros. 2

Unlike “Doki Doki Panic” I don’t have to beat every single stage with every character, my characters can run and there is a crab boss!I also get to see an animated sleeping Mario at the end!Also, lives are a bit more limited an- OH WAIT A SECOND!/My affection for video games is a weird,exotic creature…/

[Place 2]

Fire ‘n Ice

So one day I stocked up on billion bottles of Cola and packs of peanuts and cleared this in two days.Level design is top quality,as it gets better the further you progress within’ the game.You can even make your own levels!This is my personal choice in terms of “Best NES puzzle game”.Music is pretty neat,with decent plot and…you’ll be mostly hooked on the gameplay really,as long as you have to motivation to use your damp braincells.A total of 150 stage of sick puzzle pleasure!The gimmicks are quite easy to pick on, yet, some levels are bound to make your brain implode.The satisfaction of clearing this title was incredible!

[Place 1]

Kirby’s Adventure

I can go into a lot of details about how great this game is.Unique gimmick, great level design, decent difficulty curve.PLOT! It has a PLOT-PLOT!Characters and enemies,both alike brim with life and personality.Enjoyable graphics and music.YES!It’s a game that I love a lot!But deep inside me,something has bottled up for a long time and now it’s a pretty good time to let it out:

I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT MORE IF THE NEW GAME PLUS WAS THE ACTUAL GAME!

…with you know,the actual new game plus being even harder.Like one-hit Kirby and um…

Well,I guess things are fine the way there are…

===================================================================

…and this pretty much sums it all up!Stay turned for the next volume,where I’ll try to beat 100 “Nintendo Uranus” [NU] games!