necromancer

necro

Do you listen? It’s the winds of despair. I’ve been willing to play a certain video game, which I find to be pretty exciting. However, jazz music follows me wherever I go and that’s not something that you can just ignore with a “MHM”!

Necromancer 1.2 DONE!

Social interactions within’ one’s comfort bubble. Join our cult today. You get to wear a dress when you go to bed and wake up with a brand new lipstick on. I think that I am doing something productive, but overall, I am just having fun on the internet. Do you still listen? To those people? Don’t.

Forbidden Jungle DONE!

Two blades and a half do not by any chance make a bow. Just like that, a robot can never be a human, nor do things on the same level. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Just because you were designed to be perfect, that does not make you so within’ the eyes of certain individuals. Those individuals are also known for refusing to believe that sleeping sideways is possible, despite doing so every single night.

The Hive DONE!

Be thankful for the month of September, the one and only time of the year where changing your briefs is acceptable.

Overworld 1.1 DONE!

I hope I win!

mystic

orbe

HeY gAmErS! FlareEX here, AKA the pudding prince of video games! Today I am bringing you the latest craze, one hell of an amazing game for the new Rumiko Takahashi’s DreamBoy console! I am of course talking about non other but the MMO title “Final Quest, Mystic Fantasy”!

Mystic 1.1 DONE!

While you do play as Mystic yet again, unlike in the previous entries, this time the developers decided to turn the main character into a girl! Boy oh boy oh man oh cold noodles oh my, ain’t them porn artist gonna break their hands on the rally to be first on posting their new art on the imageboards!

Pirate Cave DONE!

In “Final Mystic, Quest Fantasy”, playing as Mystic makes you FEEL like Mystic herself! The music is alright… and the graphics… … …

Tutorial. Oryx's Kitchen DONE!

The difficulty however is like nothing you’ve played EVER before! Here I was in the land of many sugar treats and bad dental hygiene, helpfully putting into statis every boss that spawned, inserting my dominance and ability to be an asshole in order to drive people away from the rare and item- rich dungeon, when suddenly, I got POPPED! I was fighting the pony boss and without it even moving, I received the death screen! This game takes things to the next level! It’s not longer about pure skill, it’s about predictions! This title is pretty much the Dark Noses of the game’s series! It also serves to show us what the future will look like! Why, games will be based on nothing more than predictions! After all, these are always the hottest topics in gaming forums as well! Everyone likes and wants to predict what a yet to be released game will be like, with of course, once released, said game usually ends up being a piece of shit, completely setting to ruin dreams all around. I for once cannot wait to one day receive an empty, plain box, so I can imagine what game could have been inside it and predict how would it have played AND how would I have played it!

Forest Maze DONE!

While I do LOVE this, it has its share of flaws all over the place! Unskippable cutscenes. Spam and bots. Lack of variety – Every dungeon in the game feels the same. The low amount of only 130 breathtaking music tracks. Complicated crafting system. Chat profanity protection. Two weeks bans for playing off meta. The last dungeon is literally unplayable without the involvement of microtransactions. Single player only.

I’m sorry but I’ll have to give this game a 96 out of 100…

Spider Den DONE!

 

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Cat Poke – Rude,violent and unmoral!Yet to be banned in Australia and Turkey!

cat poke

This entry also comes with a special shout-out to [Harumin{,/}]

Get a cat,you sore loser!Keep up the good work,achieve your dreams and get a cat!You should really get a cat!”

Cat Poke is a game that involves mainly poking cats and solving puzzles by finding items,placing them on a table/counter and having your own head dissapear behind them when it collides with their sprites.Of course,you can try to use the items in other ways,but this one method brought me a lot of success!Also,sneaking and more cat poking,which all eventually leads to an ending,where we all learn a valuable life lesson!Also,poking cats!

CatPoke DONE!

What this game  also offers is nice,pixelated graphics,[There is an HD version to this game,which is worth checking out.]one soundtrack that is bound to drive you insane if you don’t finish the game in 30 minutes AND a special,hidden collectable item,which is just there to be collected and be displayed in your inventory.There are also few refrences to various popular cultures and yeah.That sums up pretty much everything about Cat Poke…

I’ll give you 5.9 out of 10 CAT POKE!You are not a bad game,but you need some more beans in your sack!

League of mastering – Zac

best tank jungler

…we now return back to “The enjoyable life of Zac in the jungle.”We get to have our buffs and life taken at the start of the game and the team screaming at us for not ganking every lane at least ten times in ten minutes.

We also get to make cheesy level 3 ganks and win lanes early.We also get to clear camps surprisingly fast and be really effective in teamfights due to our gold and experience advantage.Punish the enemy for lack of wards.Make epic tower dives!Zac is a pure fun!GOO FUN!

Double pen. marks?Great!MS quints?COUNT ME IN!What more could you ask for?This is a great setup![Ahemsealsandglyphsarekindaw/e]

Get them masteries points in defense and utility!They will provide you with way more than the ones in the offensive tree.They give Zac the much needed bonuses like MS,HP,more resists and whatnot goodies.Extra gold?1 more pot for the jungle!Buff duration increase?More ganking!More CDR!The utility tree is great!

Zac tends to get pretty boring in terms of items.You are going to run pretty much the same build every game,over and over.Every now and then you might fall behind and have to build something like…a sightstone.Or locket.Still,you will need your usual core items like Spirit Visage and Randuins.Thornmails is good to go.No question about a Warmogs as well!People tend to get abyssal scepter or Liandry…I don’t know about the second one,but the first sound pretty good.Haven’t tried it honestly.I tend to build ohmwrecker when I’m ahead so I can make easier dives…but that’s pretty uncommon.By that I mean that regardless if I’m ahead or no,I tend to stick to the usual build path.

This is why I reached level 5 mastery through 2 lost games.HOORAY!

Zac done...finally!

I’M DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT CRYSTAL SCEPTER ON HIM,BUT I DON’T LIKE THE IDEA AS A WHOLE!

ZAC IS SIMPLE AND FUN TO PLAY!I LOVE HIM!

DOES NINJA TABI PASSIVE WORKS ON BLOBS?IS CHILLING SMITE BETTER THAN THE SUSTAIN ONE?WHY DO ENEMY JUNGLERS THINK THAT THEY CAN FIGHT YOU WITH EASE?SO MANY QUESTIONS ARE LEFT UNANSWERED!

Little inferno – little disappointments

happy tricky joe

I dropped all the games that I was playing,for a time being,just so I can play this.When I saw this game,my first reaction was: “God,this looks so fun and simple to play…I MUST PLAY LITTLE INFERNO!” And I did.I had lots of fun.Through the whole game.IT’S AMAZING!ME?HAVING FUN WITH A GAME?IN THIS MODERN AGE?NO!…

The game is really simple.Burn things.Make combos by burning specific things together.Enjoy an average plot with things just happening.Get bored after few hours.Keep burning things.Get achievments that don’t reward you with anything.Cry in fear as you keep the “Hug ticket” and you reach the end of the game.

The perfect game to forget about the summer heat!

I am not even joking!While it seems that you can only burn things,the game provides you with other tools that can have different effects on various items.Like freezing them.Exploding!AND MANY MORE!…

The art was really enjoyable.I hate the ending.There is something about it that…I really disliked.Maybe it was too plain?Casual?Perhaps it needed a bit of spark?… Some of the combos were pretty silly and some were hard to get… I PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 7 HOURS TOTAL!WAS IT WORTH IT?

Yes!And for that I give it a 7.5 out of 10.Good job TC,I had tons of fun!

Little inferno done!