2/141 Brand new curse

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You might have noticed a lack of post activity for over one month already. It’s mainly do to me being busy with life stuff and on a more grand scale – My lazy nature yet again.

I’ve been thinking for a while now regarding my attempt at getting maximum mastery score on League of Legends – A challenge that I attempted a few years ago, back on my older account, which I gave away due to me not being good at predicting how long I would have been upset with the game.

I really wish to make this dream come true. How the hell am I going to do this when Mordekaiser to me seems like an impossible champion to get good grades on?

This is what I want to find out. I want to explore the huge roaster of all these freaks of nature. All the good and all the “bad” champions. Eventually, I’ll continue with my Fiddlesticks conquest or maybe I’ll find and pick something that suits me more. Who knows?

I have Fiddlesticks to maximum mastery level already. The next champion that I did was Brand. The experience was pretty awful, mainly because I had over 20 bad games, 1/9 of which where my fault, no less. [Champion is cursed, I tell you!] God forbid you ever get to play against Leona/ Caitlyn! – Once you get CC’d, you just can’t move away from the spot, at least not until you are dead, that’s it!

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I used to play Brand mainly with squirrel pet, but the whole sorcery tree got nerfed, so I switched a few things around. [One thing only…] In my last games, I played Brand with Comet, weaker scorch and “I can’t tell the difference” celerity. I don’t think you want the river mobility rune. Really, Brand shines at bullying laners, rather than roaming. I am playing him support. You can get fed twice as fast really and your ult is way more effective with more enemy champions around. Given that you also invest in future market and free clock of many plays, you can get ahead really fast and obliterate everything. I am not the best at skillshots and I tend to play champions that are point and click, but honestly, with Brand, you just go into team fight and you throw your ultimate without really looking. Good job! You just won!

I love watching people explode!!!

Fiddletricks

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Hello! Hi! I’m glad that I have internet connection yet again. This week was pure hell, honestly. But here I am with some Fiddletricks and facts that might just get you to a Gold rank in League of Legends. I played my promos and end up 8W 2L, Gold IV. I am a Goldenstick now! Do I wanna try for Platinum? Maybe. Anyways…

If you issue a dance command, Fiddlesticks will freeze in place while doing his jump move, at some point. Apart from impressing everyone for five seconds, this is as useful as laning along with a Vayne ADC.

Despite being “point and click”, your Fear spell can be dodged if the target gets out of range, just as your start your casting animation. Sound will still occur, but the target will be unaffected. [Please, fix this!]

Using the Fear spell on a Master Yi who uses his ultimate might be a bit tricky. Depending on how much fed and power- farmed he is, you either wish to fear him away from your team or position in a way where you can push him into a wall. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, using Fear on Master Yi when he uses his ultimate makes him run away really fast in a direction, opposite to your position. If Yi hits a wall, he will either try to go around it or will bump and be stuck at it. Most commonly, the second scenario occurs. YOU CAN USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE IF THE BASTARD IS IN YOUR BASE, NEAR THE FOUNTAIN SPAWN POINT! JUST FEAR HIM INTO THE LASER TURRET THERE AND MELT HIS ASS!

Buy Knight’s Vow or Abyssal Mask to deal with fed opponents. These tank items will give you good survival chances, mainly against assassins. Always ban Talon!

The true range of your ultimate is also determined by the range of your Flash summoner spell and not a lot of people are aware of that.

When using sweeping lenses to clear wards, be aware that you won’t be revealed until you start hitting the target ward. Use this as an advantage to pull off some sneaky crow storms.

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That’s all I have to say for now! That’s all you get for no money and no new Fiddlesticks shard to get me that sweet mastery level seven!

Now go feed the bot lane with no style whatsoever!

Feedworld: Fiddlesticks Odyssey

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On the dating simulator game called “A support in League of Legends”, when picking the character Fiddlesticks, you already start with negative 100 points. For each good ultimate execution, add plus 1 points. Add half a point for a good crow bounce. Romantic paths are pretty much impossible and just getting to the zero point score is a chore big enough, but it will save you from being reported by your team and getting a two week unpaid trip to Hawaii.

But watch out for actions that will add additional negative points! Like using “E” on the minion wave, getting caught early by a crowd control effects or not building a “Redemption” for your team as fast as possible! If you can’t save your ADC from a Blitzcrank who pulls them under the enemy turret, they’ll run it down mid for sure! That’s pretty much an instant Game Over! If you leave the bot lane to roam, they will open a grand buffet all- you – can -eat before you manage to even get to the mid lane! Free food usually tastes awful, honestly!

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I am still waiting for a Fiddlesticks champion shard…

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I was pretty skeptical about Aftershock, but it turned out to be pretty good. If anything, not a lot of people expect you to suddenly turn into the toughest nut to crack in the universe. You still do a pretty good damage and can poke down the enemy bot lane early, even without the magical squirrel. Stopwatch is a really good rune, which I feel is a must, as it could really give you the opportunity to turn around many sticky situations.

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This is the “Fun Build” Fiddlesticks. You do it when you play with friends or when on a huge lose streak. That way you can add more defeats to your match history and brag about it on the internet at some stupid internet forum. Spend ten minutes saving gold for Twin Shadows and then enjoy your two seconds of fun when you cast it and spray the enemy with icy lasers. Even when you lower the item’s cooldown with runes and add to its efficiency with the Glacial Augment, it still feels pretty useless, IN MOST SITUATIONS! Maybe it could have been good if the ghosts left a speed buff trail or something. I don’t know.

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This is the best Fiddlesticks rune page setup. You get cheaper items, free clock, free RG item, free ward, true damage and lower item CDR. You can chase people down and fear them, you can dive under enemy turrets with an early hourglass and not get a follow up by your team. It’s a rune page that provides you with lots of utility. Not having the Resolve tree does sucks, but I think that at the cost of some tank stats., being able to utilize items to catch people and scale faster pays off much better.

Ghost poro is good. You can use to to scout for early bot side crab enthusiasts and to prevent enemy ganks. Given how much time it takes for the warding items to be completed and how limited trinkets are, this is much better than the short living Zombie wards or the free 30 AP eyeball collection that… I mean, come on! 30 AP? And you need to stack it! No…

Come play with me on EUNE, “LR19 FlareEX”!!!

The Weekly Fields of Spookiness

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When I started playing League of Legends, I remember that my first ever champion that I picked was Nautilus. I did fairly well with him in the game, despite not knowing how and what should I be actually doing overall. Then, in the next game I picked Fiddlesticks, as he looked like an interesting champion. I am also a sucker for crowd control abilities, ever since DOTA back in Warcraft III. However, I did not know that certain champions require ability power to work, so I end up thinking that Fiddlesticks is the worst champion ever…

Then came a time when lots of mobile assassins came out and they started being a problem on a mode that I really enjoyed – Dominion! I saw then from a Fiddlesticks player that you can ambush other players, regardless of how much they are ahead or good at the game and obliterate them with a perfectly timed ult. Truly, this scarecrow can be an ideal assassin, as long as you are on the right place at the right time.

Then, people started playing him support, mainly because Corki was really good ADC on bot lane, at the time. I was curious and tried him a few times, but another champion had my attention back then, that being Lulu. I just liked double killing the enemy bot lane constantly, since Lulu was pretty strong early on. That’s it really. My whole experience as a support main player revolves around the idea of just running around the map and murdering people. My warding system changed from one that could prevent me and my ADC from ganks to one where I would actively ward the enemy jungle and seek opportunities to go and murder people who casually walk through it carefree, thinking that they are in their safety bubble.

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A fresh start is always a good thing. Perhaps I’ve been too harsh in the past on the game, but if anything, I would blame life itself that has been harsh on me. After spending almost 7 years on this game, I feel like I should do something with it. Like get a high mastery score or something. I’m not sure yet, but I’ll do my best! No more bad attitude, no more complains about Master Yi doing over 1000 true damage with few auto atatcks! I will still be upset about Renekton being the destroyer of fun in the top lane. I’m sad that Banner will be removed for a time being. I had a fun week where I sent promoted minion as a Fiddlesticks support to a Singed lane. The minion actually killed Singed as he was fighting my Maokai ally. I’ve never seen something like that before. I feel like that Singed has been gutted quite a lot and he struggles enough against lots of champions, especially those who have range or are of crocodile origin.

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What you are going to hear from people who are to lane alongside with Fiddlesticks support is – Don’t use E in lane.No! Use E in lane! Having pressure on the enemy duo bot and them being low on HP could usually turn ganks from the enemy jungler into spicy triple kill for your ADC or… you. Either way, Fiddlesticks scales pretty good, not really as much with AP as with utility items and a bit of magic penetration. A free clock is good because you can dive any turret after the 8 minute mark. Future market is the best rune in the game. Who the hell needs sugary treats or minion acid flasks, when every item in the game will be as cheap as 100 to 250 gold less. I don’t know. Usually, on my first back, I get upgraded support item and a boot. I can’t afford the boot in this case without the rune.

Hell, I don’t know if I’ll be able to afford dinner tonight…

Thank for reading!

Blitzcrank’s Poro Roundup – Alright “League”,just one last time…

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I had to do it…Perhaps not for the community,the game or the company behind it,but for the one,in-game-champion that made all of my four years of League of legends experience truly enjoyable.Pretty sentimental,isn’t it?…

Blitzcrank’s Poro Roundup is a game where you play as BLITZCRANK[I know,it’s unbelievable!]and you chase Poros[?check?],you push them around and you have to use your |ROCKET GRAB|to…grab them and put them inside your robot body,so they can be in safety from the hungry Baron Nashor that is chasing them along with you./uhoh[DON’T LET THEM GO BY YOU AND BECOME SNACKS FOR THE ‘NASH!]///

My first impression of the game was with the art and the animations,which I think are really awesome and nicely done.That’s all I can really say about it.It’s a solid statement!The game explains itself in a simple and short tutorial and after that you are pretty much on it!Simple and easy controls.Same goes for the learning curve of the game.It’s pretty much all about learning the speed of the Poros and the special attributes of their various species that you are bound to encounter as the levels go on.That’s another thing that I liked in this game – It has varieties.From all the different themed levels and Poros,to the various gimmicky bosses and challenges that the game itself presents you.[OH MAN ACHIEVMENTS!]

Yes,bosses!What is a level without a boss character,who is there waiting to try and prevent you from glorious progress?Represented by other champions from League of legends,the bosses would try to make you miss on catching Poros by slowing,stunning or using other abilities on you or the fluffy critters.Some of them are quite easy to deal with,others can be a real pain.Again,it’s all about learning their patterns,which might take a game or two.[At least their abilities don’t harm your “heart points” directly.] I have to say,grabbing enemy champions and smacking the crap out of them is probably one of the things that I enjoyed mostly in this game.Sadly,after a dozen of plays,the bosses do lose their charm,but then again,that goes for the game as a whole.ALSO,the fact that some bosses share the same defeat sounds is really weird.But you know…let’s not ask too many questions…

You also collect gold in the levels by catching Poros and beating bosses.You spend gold on skins for Blitzcrank,which is a nice touch.Yeah…customization…You can aslo unlock other playable characters like Thresh and Nautilius/CorkiUrfhahjokes//,which have their own special traits,along with ups and downs,as well as one additional skin for each.You can also spend gold on items,which improve the stats of your [Nowx3] character,but potentially,they are as good as just breaking and cheesing bosses.The Void Staff item especially ruins many aspects of the game and makes it downright way too easy.Then again,you get what you are offered…you use the tools provided by the game.You question the decision,but you don’t complain about it!VIDEOGAMES!

You also collect various powerups in the game like hearts,shields and whatnot.It’s there!Why am I writing this after the post was done?It’s stupid!

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THIS GAME WAS PUBLISHED BY RIOT BUT NOT DEVELOPED?PURE BANG GAMES?Well that explains why the game looks so good and it’s fun![ohno]I really have to hand it to the developers for actually adding some original content in the game.One thing is the music,which was really enjoyable and the other is the way some of the boss characters behaved.Like flying Lissandra and Molten-Shield-Charging Annie!There are just those neat things that managed to make my day…

You can also cheese the game pretty hard and complete any achievment and get any score in infinity mode.WELL HOW ABOUT THAT?Whatever…GOODBYE!

Pulling the ol’ 6.9 out of 10.Har!