[Beta] Omnistone Journey (100 Wins)

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100 bloody battles have been won on the Howling Abyss using the power of the Omnistone! This keystone isn’t really all that good in general. The damage output is quite low, even on champions that can benefit from all keystones. Take also into consideration that fights never cease on this map. I barely get to 1300 damage on average. Maybe I’m not using it well? I do tend to miss on activating all of my keystones, but then again, some situations require you to take your time and be patient. Utility wise, the Omnistone is… better than nothing I guess. I wish they could include Guardian and US in the shuffle as well, at least for HA. I understand why they were not included in first place, SR always takes priority overall…

The champion who scored most wins up to now using the Omnistone is Ivern. I think he is OK for HA, but with Omnistone… It’s not like his damage output changes all that much. If anything, it hurts his utility more as a whole. Still, he is our top guy… for now.

Account level is at 29. So close to 30… All 450 and 1350 BS champions have been obtained, except for Zilean.

I screen and save every win. I thought about making an archive and uploading it, but I think I’ll hold off until we get some decent numbers for this project.

As a reward for reaching this simple milestone, I will include some additional stuff for this project:

Every Boost provided from a stranger would net this project 1 Milk Coin. [Party members do not count!]

Every champion who reaches level 5 will earn additional 5 Milk Coins.

I can see the potential death in this project, if at any point the Omnistone gets removed or changed significantly. Until the grim time comes though, I should just do my best and try to score as much as possible.

Next milestone – 1000 Wins!

Answering some of the worst questions I’ve ever read online

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Q: I love Anime!!!

A: There are but exactly four Anime shows that I actually enjoy. Everything else is either complete garbage or mediocre, to the point where it gets really boring after a few episodes. Unironically, for fun and giggles, yes! Anime is great!

Q: Hey loser! Where is your girlfriend?

A: I’ve never been really dedicated in pursuing love and lasting relationships. For one thing, the issue comes from the fact that I have a really awful personality, which I tend to reveal to people once I get comfortable with them. The other gatekeeper is the fact that I am quite shy, so making the first steps is usually a real struggle. I also have issues regarding obsession. The rest I blame on work and studies.

Q: I personally enjoy the new “Star Wars” movies…

A: I always loved “The Empire Strikes Back”. The separation of the main characters, their adventures and the eventual reunion, along with Vader’s ultimate revelation. The battle on Hoth is also one of my favorite in the “Star Wars” movies, even though it’s not as spectacular as many others. I just like how the Snowspeeders handle in battle the AT-AT units.

Condom Man DONE!

Q: Sega does what Nintendon’t!

A: I just really like the Game Gear and its library of games.

Q: Well, this season I reached Diamond 3 playing mainly Jarvan jungle and I really think that I have improved over the last few years.

A: The thing about video games is that usually people don’t want to talk about them, even while they are playing them. There are a few freaks of nature here and there though.

Q: Roa- chan is so cute…

Virtualtubers vary from O.K. to being awfully boring most of the time. Surprisingly, putting a 3D animated character on your screen during LP or streaming does not really impress me as much as I thought it would. Though I did something similar recently and I have been considering jumping into this awful trend. It really depends on what day I’m gonna get soup for lunch.

CMan - Aladdin edition DONE!

Q: Why and when should you follow your dreams?

A: If there is any flavor that I think would ruin a perfectly good beverage, that would be success itself. I am quite lazy and irresponsible by nature, I don’t need a reason for it, really.

Q: Which Touhou would you fuck?

A: Akemi Homura.

Q: You are not funny!

A: I’m not.

/ On another note, I would like to share the fact that I really dislike the facehuggers from the Alien franchise. There is something that makes me feel really uneasy when I look at them and boy, let me tell you about all the awful nightmares that I’ve had that involves those disgusting creatures…

Good Night!

🍲 Ore no Ryomi 1 + 2 🍲

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Bring the pretzels and the beer, ‘cuz now we are cooking with fire! Man, this sure does bring me back to a good time filled with joyous memories… I used to play “Ore no Ryomi 2” in middle school all the time, along with a friend of mine. We really liked to do a co-op, where one of us will operate the letter keys and do the cooking, while the other would use the mouse to accept and deliver orders, along with reading out the various recipes that needed to be done. The funny thing is that I never payed attention to the title of the game back then, so when I was looking for it recently, it took me a while to find it. Other things that I didn’t know is that there was a first game and that both of these games were inspired by another game for the PS1. In first place, I decided to search for these games because I saw their sequel, “Cook, Serve, Delicious!” and I was like, “Didn’t I play something similar back in the days? I really had a good time with it, didn’t I?”.

I did.

The spaghetti sauce in this game is within’ it’s simple, yet fun structure. You get to tend to your own restaurant, buy upgrades for better income and to make certain chores a bit less of a pain, set up menu to serve and you are good to go! The first game is pretty linear, with only a few options, but it’s still quite fun. The second game kicks it up a notch by adding achievements, challenges, rating system and all that jazz. Also, way more meals that you can serve. So how does these games works anyways?

Once you set up your options, you start a day. Orders show up on the left side of the screen and you click on each one to accept them. You can do only one order at a time, so it all comes down to learning how much time does each one takes. Delivery is not restricted to any number, so that also because pretty important to know the further you progress into the games. The cooking is done by reading the request by the client, the recipe for it, which is also accomplished by legend of keys and their mapping to the ingredients, pressing the corresponding keys in the correct order and serving the final result.

Striving to avoid mistakes and have as many perfect days as possible is what makes this game so fun and challenging. Getting that extra income makes quite the differences when it comes to progress. It also lets you bring the game to a higher difficulty sooner, which rewards you further even more for doing good. Multitasking becomes hell with progress, especially in the second game during the new addition of rush hours. Me and my friend used to laugh a whole lot during those. They were hard, sometimes even ridiculous due to RNG, but amusing, really amusing!

In the end, the games do have their issues. Their repetitive nature gets boring after a while, even with a fully upgraded restaurant. You gradually learn how to deal with orders and how to just let go sometimes. Not every day can be a perfect one and accepting that fact would help you move on to a brighter future. The newspaper articles have a very specific time period to their content, which hasn’t aged well. Along with that, they also bear a man’s first casual attempt at comedy. At least I hope it’s like that and not just a fully developed routine.

Both games are free, so if you can afford their sequel, just have some fun with them instead! For all the money that you can’t afford to spend, it’s a deal you can’t really complain!

Crusher Masher Mako-chan [Arcade]

Crusher Mako-chan 1.2 DONE!

With the new decade upon us, this lab room is set to expand further! As of today, there will be a new priority on the acquirement of dreams and large doses of peppermint juice! However, the deposit only accepts the so rare milk coins, which can only be harvested via the 1- coin completion of Arcade titles. Am I up to the task? This will be a volume that would truly challenge and hone my skill level…

1- coin = 5 M(C)

Crusher Mako-chan 1.1 DONE!

“Crusher Mako-chan” is a goofy gambling Arcade game that features a girl who helps people around by punching large and solid things until they crumble to dust. It’s a very short game that can be completed in around few minutes, but it’s heavily affected by RNG, to the point were a run can end on the very first level, right from the first punch that you land. You mash one button to keep the punches going, but very rarely you’ll get to punch something in time through its durability pool. Power- ups play a big role in this game, especially the Pepper and the Super Punch ones. The pepper lowers your attack output and in a nutshell, it’s just a sign of a certain game over. The Super Punch one is the bread and butter of this game. It gives you a second chance to complete the level, which requires you to… that’s right! Keep hammering that button! If you do well and the RNG swings in your favor, Mako-chan will transform into grotesque, steroids- filled muscled flesh monster and perform an attack that destroys the solid object in one hit. This type of humor really brings me back to a time where I enjoyed stuff like “Dokuro-chan” and “Dai Mahou Touge”. It was the type of humor that revolves around a sweet looking girl with a dark side, which went to an extend of obscurity. I love that stuff even to this day… Do they still make these? I haven’t checked in a long time… It feels like they don’t do them anymore and I don’t know why I have that impression on the world around me.

Crusher Mako-chan 1.3 DONE!

I’ve spent a good time translating the debug mode of this game. I think there is a higher difficulty that affects power- up drops and objects durability, which made my winning run quite the breath taker. Can’t say my finger enjoyed it either! There is also an option which enables you to just hold down the button for an auto- fire, in case you don’t feel like going through all that button- mashing pain that I did. Hopefully, my new keyboard can last until the end of this year… Hopefully… Overall, this game brought a smile to my face along with some chuckles here and there. I love Mako-chan’s design and the short and silly plot fits in just perfectly. Add the shitty gameplay and we have ourselves a platinum winner!

Did I mention how awesome the soundtrack of this game is? How come nobody has dumped it yet?…

Miminazori + Miminazori ONLINE – A tight fit

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Wake up and harass the maids! – A classic fetish trend of a two decades past, which has seen a decline over the years, naturally. What is it about it, really? Is it the uniforms? The clean and elegant clothing that might fill one with the desire to ravish the wearer? Could be the status that a maid upholds. No badger would decline a pretty girl (or a boy) who can tend well to the house and can cook one ‘Hell’ of a soup. Literally! Spicy soups are the best, especially during winter season, along with some fresh bread! We had it all when it comes to anime maids back then: Robot maids, ninja maids, monster girl maids, eldritch abomination maids, image board maids, elegant maids, drowning maids and of course, but not least, the smoked cheese craving maids. It was a paradise for a man of culture, ethics and awkward social interactions!

The Miminazori games have a decent selection when it comes to fulfilling one’s natural urges to lewd anime maids. By decent, I guess three is as good of a number as any other. You have the young, little sister and animal ears complex girl, with curious attitude towards anything, even nuclear physics. Then there’s the tsundere elf, who, following the natural order of all things, is bound to be bullied until the end of eternity for her insecurities towards acts of lewdness. The ONLINE game features another elf girl, who is the shy and submissive type, that would probably even agree to be tied to the bottom of a ship and sail the seven seas, without a single complain about her situation. All and all, the plot in the two games is pretty easygoing. As far as the adult content goes, most of the stuff is pretty vanilla, with minor exceptions here and there. I would advice you to think carefully about bringing this game to church though…

The gameplay of the Miminazori games consist of using a cursor to traverse though a tight path from point A to B, while avoiding going out of bounds. There is a decent amount of levels that pack up lots of gimmicks to keep things interesting. From moving platforms and hurtful projectiles to hidden traps and… some pretty tough boss fights! I’ll be honest, I was pretty skeptical about this game at first, but it turned out to be lots of fun! The difficulty is pretty high, but you have unlimited lives so… Even then, having to redo some of the later stages every time you die can feel quite punishing… Is that a good thing? I personally enjoyed it! Another thing that I liked about this game is the way it handles replay value and difficulty curve. Initially, you start by playing the easiest routes and once you finish those, additional paths open up somewhere in the stages that lead up to harder challenges.

I really wish to commend the very last stage of the “Miminazori” game. The pressure it had on me really got me going from start to finish and that’s a feeling I haven’t experienced in years. Thank you for this beautiful work!